Teaneck

Teaneck is a town in northern New Jersey, and is a few miles away from New York City. The town is split into 5 sections by an invisible border. There's the Mexican side of town, the redneck side of town, the Black section, the average income black/white section, The Jewish section, and the really really Jewish section. Despite its diversity the town is run entirely by Jews, and school will always be closed on Jewish holidays.

"Israel is nothing like I pictured it to be.."

"Dude, this isn't Isreal, it's Teaneck."

by Samuel Yankowitz May 13, 2005

talan

Talan is the ruler of the Universe. You better not even breathe out disagreement, or he may strike you down right there, heathen.

Oh man, Talan kicks so much ass it isn't even funny. Just the other day these little brats were laughing and he just walks over there and smites them with his kickass mauls. It was pretty funny, actually.

This one time, I was riding and with Talan, and he just jumps his car off of a cliff. I wet myself, but he just laughed and did a few flips and then the car slammed into the ground. He was alright though, since he is so killer. But I had to go to the hospital. It sucked.

"I'm going to do a talan and kick that guy in the nuts and rip out his spleen."

"Talan is the ruler of the universe."

by Nottalan April 29, 2005

telaine

Nickname for a girl who is a bit off the wall. Slightly crazy, hyper, excitable, giddy but essentially well-meaning, fun, drunk and deep down is a good friend

"Christ whats wrong with her? Shes acting a bit off the wall."

"Yeah I know shes hilarious isn't she. Great fun to be around. A bit of a telaine really"

by alicado December 26, 2008

teladildonics

Remote control cyber sex.

Teladildonics is really helping out with their long distance relationship.

by yngartemis October 7, 2007

Teanna

Teanna is a name for a girl who is independent and unconstrained by the conventional. She is her own, genuine person. Talking with her is like taking in a breath of fresh air. She is quirky, creative and charming with striking eyes and a great smile. She is likely attractive.

"Have you met that girl over there?"
"No, why?"
"Her name is Teanna and she is so interesting!"

by Teereckz August 22, 2019

Talani

Talani is usually a beautiful girl with big brown eyes. She's a sweetheart and put other needs before hers. Everyone who comes in contact with her, usually falls in love,but don't take her kindness for a weakness. Talani has a heart of a lion. She's brave and outspoken. When she feel, she's under attack, she'll go to war for what's hers.

Talani was named "Highly Favored" in high school

by QUEEN.BEE July 31, 2015

Tegan Syndrome

Quite possibly the only non painful overly pleasurable disease there is, it is soon to follow after one experiences the "Tegan Effecct" - in more cases than not it is unavoidable. A term for those who have a sudden realization that they've ditched their life, children, friends, husband, school, work, or any sort of human contact so that they can sit online and look at photos of Tegan Quin, sit on the L chat and discuss Tegan Quin, and sit on YouTube and watch videos of Tegan Quin. Some refer to it as "the gift that keeps on giving", it spreads rapidly like wild fire, while it is pain free, it's suggested that you have a substantial amount of money in your savings, because chances are you won't be stepping away from the computer any time soon.

Male friend 1: Can you believe she broke up with me! After 6 years!
Male friend 2: That's crazy, did she tell you why?
Male friend 1: Not really, I called her to ask and she said that she came down with a case of "Tegan Syndrome". I think it was because of that "Tegan Effect" she had last week. Do you know anything about this syndrome?
Male friend 2: Oh yeah... That's pretty serious. They haven't found a cure, and when they do it's said that most women won't want to be cured. You might as well just come to terms with the fact that your girlfriend switched teams

by teganeffect June 6, 2013