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Teegeeack

The official name of Earth 75 million years ago, when the sinister Lord Xenu brought trillions of his people to Teegeeack and blew them to bits, leaving their spirits to haunt the planet for all time to come. Or at least that's the story from the cult of Scientology. You can pay Scientology thousands of dollars and they will drive the spirits of Xenu's victims (called "Thetans") from your body and you will reach a higher state of being. Or at least that's what they say.
Xenu put his excess population into volcanoes on Teegeeack and then blew them up with nuclear weapons.
by pyjujiop March 28, 2009
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Tadger

A dick/cock/penis/willy/funstick/pork sword/magic wand
He had a tadger the size of a cat's cock
by Tracey September 13, 2003
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todger

A big fat hairy cock. Or a seish kebab!
pass the chutney before my todger goes cold!
by kepy seema September 22, 2003
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Tenger

Tenger meaning the toe of an individual. Tengers being plural for multiple toes.
Fucking hell, my Tengers are freezing in this weather!
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Tengetile

The smartest girl you'll ever meet. The very definition of awesome. If you are reading this, then you know a Tengetile, and you know they are pretty much perfect. Funny, witty, and you'll wonder how you ever lived without one.
I wish I was Tengetile (I wish I was awesome.)
by joddybee March 25, 2010
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TEDhead

TED-hed -- noun
A TEDhead person who is an enthusiast of the multidisciplinary lecture series hosted by the nonprofit TED Conferences, LLC ("TED" being short for "Technology, Education, Design"). Taken to extremes, this enthusiasm can lead to someone becoming more than a simple fan or academic, exhibiting some of the negative qualities of a snob, cultist, or otaku.
I watched three lectures before breakfast - one on spider silk genetics, one on using video games to teach, and one on OLPC. I've become a TEDhead!

You can't even talk to Sharon anymore; she's become such a damned TEDhead. She cornered me in the break room and talked to me about micro-financing in the Third World or some shit for FIFTEEN MINUTES!
by salvagebar December 15, 2011
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Tengen Uzui

Sexy man from demon slayer who likes to say “flamboyant” he is very flamboyant yes yes he has three wives and I love him and if you don’t love him then you are no no bad 😡
Person: hey, have you heard of Tengen Uzui?
Person 2: AWOOGA AWOOGA, HAVE I?! I LOVE THAT MAN SO FLAMBOYANT 😻
by Tengen Uzui fourth wife June 25, 2021
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