Jimi Has a large fear of picking up the phone and some robot saying "Hey sexy, are you single?" which means he has technotelehomophobia!
by oregano 12345 January 3, 2008
Get the Technotelehomophobia mug.The inability to operate (modern) technology without assistance, whether it be from tech support or a random (usually younger) family member.
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Person who is so obnoxiously technologically proficient that they ridicule you for not knowing how to photoshop Hillary Clinton's face onto a donkey's butt.
by Big "J" in PDX December 25, 2010
Get the Technoturd mug.A person who prides him/herself on his/her supposedly extensive knowledge of advanced technology, especially computer-related technology; however, possesses little practical understanding regarding day-to-day essentials. Includes persons who use technology to allay a repressed inferiority complex.
Okay, so your computers are down. Let me write down my information so you can enter it later. Do you have a pen handy? Or, don't you technotwerps even know what a pen is?
Bill Gates had better not ever come out with TimeTravel for Windows. Today's technotwerps wouldn't last 5 minutes in the 19th century.
That IT guy and the jagoff who hired him are such morons. They monitor our desktops looking for dirt, and they think we don't know that. What a couple of technotwerps!
Bill Gates had better not ever come out with TimeTravel for Windows. Today's technotwerps wouldn't last 5 minutes in the 19th century.
That IT guy and the jagoff who hired him are such morons. They monitor our desktops looking for dirt, and they think we don't know that. What a couple of technotwerps!
by Gasteroide April 26, 2011
Get the technotwerp mug.Technoprude is already defined but this is a much more fitting definition. This pertains to advancements in technology and people from older generations who refuse to accept that technology does indeed advance and the companies behind it are not trying to screw the customer, like some might think.
Technoprude: One who refuses to use, accept and/or embrace new technology.
Technoprude: One who refuses to use, accept and/or embrace new technology.
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People who refuse to upgrade to Windows 7 because they think that XP is still good enough even though Microsoft stopped supporting it, are technoprudes.
When the local cable company gives you 100 free HD channels but you don't get them because you think that the cable company is trying to screw you by making you pay 5 extra bucks per month for a decoder box, you are a technopude.
You get mad because the local cable company is switching to all digital and you have to get a box in order to watch TV, you are a technoprude. Who uses analog anymore?
Your ISP triples the amount of bandwidth you get and you get pissed because you don't want to buy a new cable modem. You are a technoprude.
You continue to use your 11 year old computer because as long as you can still get your email you don't need to buy a new computer. You will probably call your ISP naughty names when they stop supporting your 11 year old computer because it still "works just fine" even though it takes 30 minutes to boot. Yea, you're a technoprude.
If you still have dial-up internet, you're a technoprude.
The list goes on forever.
People who refuse to upgrade to Windows 7 because they think that XP is still good enough even though Microsoft stopped supporting it, are technoprudes.
When the local cable company gives you 100 free HD channels but you don't get them because you think that the cable company is trying to screw you by making you pay 5 extra bucks per month for a decoder box, you are a technopude.
You get mad because the local cable company is switching to all digital and you have to get a box in order to watch TV, you are a technoprude. Who uses analog anymore?
Your ISP triples the amount of bandwidth you get and you get pissed because you don't want to buy a new cable modem. You are a technoprude.
You continue to use your 11 year old computer because as long as you can still get your email you don't need to buy a new computer. You will probably call your ISP naughty names when they stop supporting your 11 year old computer because it still "works just fine" even though it takes 30 minutes to boot. Yea, you're a technoprude.
If you still have dial-up internet, you're a technoprude.
The list goes on forever.
by notatechnoprude September 9, 2011
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