Technofail

Someone who is enthusiastic about technology but has no idea how it works or how to use it

My boss asked me to include screenshots and graphs into my presentation but I'm such a technofail, I'm just gonna hand draw them

by Tateypoe December 2, 2010

technocandy

slang for ecstasy.

the world would be a better place if everyone was on technocandy.

by Anonymous October 1, 2003

technolegit

a defense of techno as a unique and legitimate form of musical expression

Dude, I'm sick of these etards let's bail. Well maybe the crowd's a little messed up, but technolegit.

by punk intended January 23, 2009

Technoballs

A sackless pussy that can only communicate via email or text message, THUS having tech-no-balls.

Amber: Toby's been stalking me via email but never says anything in person or calls me. Whats up with that?
Spike: He has techNOballs!

by Michael Kocaine August 23, 2009

technocalypse

When all technology fails. Most often happens during important presentations, speeches, and events.

My computer froze during my Kenyan Marathoner Study presentation technocalypse last night.

by pweids December 1, 2011

TechnoFascism

TechnoFascism was a word officially forged by Daryl Basarab of Free Media Productions, a third positionist site, that heavily rejects mainstream politics.

Techno-Technocracy is a hypothetical form of government in which engineers, scientists, and other technical experts are in control of decision making in their respective fields.

Fascism-Rule of the few. Sometimes can breed racism, and overt nationalism.

Technofascism would be a government ruled by technical, the smart, and the few.

by Urban Dictionary January 14, 2010

Technobald

Technoblade when he's in his post cancer recovery arc.

He has no hair, like Technobald.

by hugedonkeyballs November 8, 2021