Technodildonics

A field of study relating to the integration of electronics and sexual masturbation devices.

Doc Johnson the world's leader in adult toys has made tremendous progress in the field of Technodildonics with their new USB port / browser controlled dildos.

by Hal E. Halvorson April 6, 2006

TECHNOPEST

Poor quality DJ who likes Ibiza Club classics and Ministry of sound albums

Natural Habitat: mediterraen and agean beach resorts

I was lying on the beach enjoying the silence and tranquility before the technopest started up with a robbie williams remix.

by Sherief Khorshid August 7, 2007

Technodump

To use hi-tech lavatory furniture - such as Dyson hand-driers or Japanese multifunctional toilets

"Bob, have you seen this crash report from the server?"

"No I haven't Alice, and I don't have time - I've heard they've installed a new bog from Japan with many, many buttons a& I want to take my first technodump"

by PrivateGuy May 29, 2015

Technorelic

An electronic device that is now obsolete and seen as old and dated technology.

I'll keep these old 'Cassette Walkmans' for nostalgic reasons, they 're "Technorelics".

by F. U. Cee. Kay March 18, 2017

Technogeek

A technogeek is a trendy type of geek whom successfully manages to keep up with the developments in the computing and technological world (perhaps even becoming "l337" - leet)whilst also maintaining a decent, or even rather successful social life.

Tom is such a technogeek. His last two girlfriends were hot, too.

by Urban Dictionary November 13, 2005

technopeasant

1. A term used to describe people with little or no computer or online knowlege. Originates from original wonks surfing the early web using University accounts, in reference to AOL and Compuserv users.
2. Anyone who is technologically ignorant or inexperienced.

My grandma is such a techopeasant!

by Dr Intrepid May 3, 2005

technogeekaphobia

n. The irriational or unhealthy fear of technogeeks (the technology workers that create, control, deliver and support technology).

Symptoms include increased levels of stress and frustration when attempting to manage technical projects; high failure rate of technical projects; high turnover rate of technical staff.

Many managers become perplexed and exhibit symptoms of technogeekaphobia when their methods of management fail to work with programmers, developers and other technical creators.

by Pesto Peet January 11, 2009