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Jesús, ¿por qué te comiste ese coño de burro? ¿no puedes tener suficiente culo en tu propio puto? 

THE SPANISH VERSION OF THIS

Jesus, why did you eat that donkey pussy? Can't you have enough ass on your own fucking?

Sir, you have your own boobs! Why are you licking the donkey's nipple?
That donkey dick seems to be evasive! What with the donkey that ate you in the ass!
Faggot
Sucking another guy's pussy
BLACK GUY: YALL MUTHAFUCKA IS GAY

SPANISH STUDENT: Jesús, ¿por qué te comiste ese coño de burro? ¿no puedes tener suficiente culo en tu propio puto?

¡ Señor, tiene sus propias tetas! ¿por qué Lames el pezón del burro?
¡ esa pija de burro parece ser evasiva! ¡ Qué con el burro que te comió en el culo!
Maricón
Chupar el coño de otro chico

BLACK GUY: DANG NIGGA LOL

TE (Turtle Egg) 

Someone who continuously apologizes over the stupid shit they say. Cries over anything, believes you're married after 10 months. Does not enjoy long walks on the beach, or the beach in general. Cannot swim Enjoys Extreme Videos, being told what to do submissive and throwing tantrums and pretends to be on Instagram like he's not throwing a tantrum. Emotionally unstable and physically weak/ill.

CP Level: -1
Amor: Turle Egg
Attacks:
-Cries Nothing happens
-Manipulation

-Instagram Famous
-Annoys to death

-Hopeless Romantic
Bobby is acting like a TE (Turtle Egg) and it's so annoying.

Te gusta el jazz 

A Spanish translation of the famous line in the Bee Movie: "Ya like jazz?"
Often used by masters of the Spanish language.
Can convince anyone in to following you or destroy them by the power of memular radiation
Person 1: Te gusta el jazz?
Person 2: *Dies from overexposure to memular gravity*
Te gusta el jazz by Memes, Weapons December 4, 2019
Not to be confused with end to end related to Graffiti.

End-to-end / e-t-e is a time period in which you do one activity (work, study etc.) from the point of waking up to the point of going to sleep.

e-t-e periods are proven to be both difficult and dangerous regarding lack of sleep, physical activities etc.
The company is doing so bad that everybody needs to work e-t-e for a week straight...
e-t-e by noideawhy May 11, 2020

I N T E R E S T I N G 

writing a sonata in under a minute with 4 notes...
Ben Lee had a very I N T E R E S T I N G violin

C.R.E.A.T.E.D. 

Growing up in the world slowly and painfully but a great reward at the end
John said, "This Acronym that doesn't stand for what its definition is explains my life, C.R.E.A.T.E.D."

"Nah man, you haven't had a painful time growing up, you have had good grades, awesome friends, and amazing relationships," said Billy

"True. then i say it more like D.E.D.," John, finishing the conversation with the annoying Billy.
C.R.E.A.T.E.D. by Darklubed64 August 10, 2017

B.E.N.T.E 

B.E.N.T.E simply stands for "Bitch Eating No Titties Eh?", this word can be used for straight guys who found out a girl is a lesbian, or a lesbian who found out a girl is straight.
- Dude, b.e.n.t.e?

- Yeh, no kidding dude
B.E.N.T.E by anonymous September 8, 2018