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Fasterbate

How dint he get caught by his mom, even though he was jerkin off? That's the trick, just Fasterbate
by KayG May 17, 2015
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Tanturbate

The act of masturbating while tanning. This can be at the beach or in a tanning salon.
That ho started to tanturbate while in the tanning booth!
by KPKJ June 6, 2017
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reverse masterbate

by Figgot69 July 9, 2018
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texterbate

verb -

to text (as on a cellular phone) while in the company of others, ignoring all else.
I thought about asking my friend Tom to go to the movies with us, but I knew he'd just sit next to me and texterbate the whole time.
by uncarvedblock89 July 11, 2010
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masterbate

"Yo dude! Lets go masterbate together!", said the 10 year old.
"Hell yeah!", replied the old man.
by MasterMastur. September 3, 2009
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casterbate

the act of masterbating while having a plaster cast over the wrist in use.
James: "hey Pat, did you hear Alex broke his wrist?"
Pat: "yea, too bad he isn't ambidextrous, I bet his cock is burning from having to casterbate all week"
James: "I heard he deliberately broke his wrist because he enjoys the chafing"
Pat: "man, what a sick fuck"
by Jowak August 4, 2008
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Gamer masterbater

This one is especially for gaymers, it is when you stick your controller up your ass and then you turn on vibrate
Danny: I definately a gamer masterbater
Steve: Yeah me too
by genghis September 13, 2016
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