Tasmanian Music Scenesters

The teenagers between the ages of 13 and 18 who live in town and never miss a local gig, and thrive on the metal scene. They often have a dress code that consists of band T-shirts that they may never of heard of (eg. the ramones), often matching flannies, messed up 'grunge' hair, skinny or ripped jeans, and of course converse. They're attitudes are very poser, and often with the motto 'if you don't look like us you ain't hardcore'. They love sitting in franklin square, smoking and giving dirty looks. As I said before, they love local gigs whether they know the bands or not, because we are so musically starved in Tasmania. They're are also emos that hang around and group together, but they usually only attend when bands like 'circle of blood' are playing.

Tasmanian Music Scenesters are a vast majority of the teenagers who have made town thier home.

Flannie girl: Omg, like I got sooooo smashed on the weekend in frankie, it was AWESOME, I was like spewing everywhere!!
Flannie mate: Like, cool. Did you see the lead singer of that band?? Omg, he was soooo hot!! I like stole his shoes and he though it was sooooo funny! Hey do you like my hair today?
Flannie girl: Yeah, it's soo totally grunge!!

by GubGub November 1, 2007

Tanzanian Mud Hut

When your partner has explosive diarrhea and you insert your penis into their balloon knot to slow and/or stop the brown river. This creates a butt plug. When you remove your penis you let the liquid shits dry creating a hardened shell and mud hut appearance.

Steve: I don’t know what I ate but I am shitting water.

Leo: Don’t worry Steve, I’ll take care of your anal spillage lickety-split with a Tanzanian Mud Hut !!!

by Hardened shell October 25, 2019

Tarkanian

An old Armenian word literally meaning "feeble-balled", used to describe the type of a guy who is successful only at losing elections.

"Can you even believe this limp-dicked snowflake has been running for office his entire life and has never won an election of any worth? God, what a Tarkanian."

by Fucker Carlson July 23, 2021

Tasmanian Two Stroke

Jerking off to the point just before ejaculation, then finish off in her vagina with two strokes.

He wasn’t really into her, but had to impregnate her to keep the family line going. He pulled a Tasmanian Two Stroke and went straight to sleep.

by Daproduca September 21, 2018

Tasmanian fireball

When you crush up taki's and mix it with franks redhot sauce and funnel it into you penis whilst cum shotting into your female companians eyes making her run around like the tasmanian devil

Lady: wanna do the Tasmanian fireball
Alex: sure

*proceeds to do the Tasmanian fireball*
Lady: screams and rum around like the tasmainian devil

by PeenToot764 January 24, 2020

Tazmanian Fig Picker

A person of middle eastern descent. ie. inner city cabbie

"God damn tazmanian fig picker, could have at least dropped me off in the neighborhood"

by Lazy cabbies not appreciated March 12, 2008

Tasmanian Devil

1. (n) A burrowing nocturnal carnivorous marsupial (Sarcophilus harrisii) of Tasmania, having a predominantly blackish coat and a long, almost hairless tail. So named for its distinctive red eyes, ferocious temperament, and distinctive growl that sounds like a demon possessed.

2. (name) A Looney Tunes cartoon character, an oafish slobbering gibbering beast able to devour everything in its path, travels like a whirling dervish, and is often seen pulling a temper tantrum at Bugs Bunny.

1. That Tasmanian Devil looks like a demon posessed.
2. Bugs Bunny thinks the Tasmanian Devil is such a maroon.

by G.H.Hadden December 24, 2005