Yardstick

Just a funny word to randomly call people.

You yardstick!

by Yepthatsme May 12, 2018

yardstick

A stick that is commonly used in one's yard.

Toss me that yardstick...that one there at your feet in the yard.

by gt-skip April 15, 2005

Bubblegum yardstick

artificially flavored, weighs 3 ounces and is extreamly fun to blow on....like a cock

Mary: Man im bored

Fred: Want a bubblegum yardstick? =

by Bubblegum yum yum September 15, 2009

yardstick

A fat stomach. Also an adjective..."Yardsticky"

Mooganns has a big YARDSTICK

by Patrick Moose March 16, 2008

tardistic

A way to describe someones behaviour or personality.
people who are most offen reffered to as tards

That guy was around again and he was acting quite tardistic today.

Tards acting Tardistic
Peace!

by PolarCreamPie September 25, 2005

tardsmacker

Pronounced-Ta-ard-smack-er

1.A person who hits retards

2.A person who is highly stupid

3.A word used just to insult for retards

John:I got cookies for lunch

Friend:John your such a tardsmacker

by ricepicker October 20, 2008

nardstick

This is basically what you eat when your mom yells at you for what she wants to say she doesn't like you heh

Uhhhhhhh nardstick ?

by Swagswagswagfish July 12, 2017