Tardagain

Someone with a momentary or lifetime mental handicap...

To be a "Tard" + "again", or a transposed "re" + "tard".

Derived from "retard" (noun / verb), further derived from Latin "retardare", from "re-" (again) + "tardus" (slow).

Pronounced "tar-da-gain" \tär-di-gên\ , similar to "cardigan"

WTF? Damn, you're a tardagain!!!

That guy is a real tardagain!

by Shawn Wargo April 1, 2008

el tardo magnifico

A big freaking retard, beyond English words; thus, a fake Spanish insult is required.

Spammertard: omg u guys r so meen!!!!11 i hat u!!!1 u suk & ur probly ugly!!!!!11111

Hawtie: El tardo magnifico.

by Megan the Awesome February 7, 2007

Tardologist

A practictioner of Tardology.

I just got my doctorate in Tardology, I am now an offical Tardologist!"

by Baron Von Shnoz January 11, 2011

Tardonnay

1: Wine sold in boxes to retards who think they are not alcoholics.

2: wine consumed in mass quantities as to render the recipient retarded.

At the party, Bob drank half the box of wine then relieved himself in the closet, ruining the party and several coats. " Bob! What the heck were you drinking!? Tardonnay?

by KennyRex January 27, 2011

Tardage

A word used to describe any general activity that would be deemed retarded, annoying, or foolish by most people.

"Hey, we're gonna go stick our fingers in cow buttholes, and laugh when they make funny noises... Wanna join?"

"Uh... No thanks... I'd rather not take part in such tardage."

by Nodnarb Nine-toes. March 15, 2012

tardomobile

A car whose appearance is retarded...not dissimilar to that of a retard in fact

Haha...Ben's car is a tardomobile

by mr durroo May 25, 2006

turdography

Pictures of turds that the mentally retarded jack off for.

Mrs. Webb's son, Benjamin, got caught looking at turdography

by A Small, Yet Mighty, Turd November 22, 2006