Thongage

When someone's thong is hanging out

Girl, am I showing thongage?

by MaryOfNazareth September 1, 2004

Gago Tanga Inutil Tarantado

A meme phrase comprising four of the crunchiest Filipino swear words. Popularized in this form by televangelist Eliseo Soriano in his sermon against the Iglesia ni Cristo, a controversial Christian sect in the Philippines.

Gago - stupid man in contrast to "gaga" (stupid woman), although could also refer to both man or woman

Tanga - stupid but gender neutral (local)

Inutil - worthless

Tarantado - stupid, shameless, disrespectful

Soriano: Ang pastor na humahatol sa labas ng tunay na Iglesia GAGO TANGA INTUL TARANTADO!

(A pastor who judges outside the true church is a GAGO TANGA INUTIL TARANTADO!)

by Ang Kristong Tagalog November 14, 2020

Toonga

The sound that Ninja's make before cutting off somebody's head

If a bunch of Ninjas totally flip out and start yelling "TOONGA!" get the hell out!

by Himura May 27, 2003

Tongan Tornado

This technique requires an electric drill with the 'drill bit' replaced with either a cirlindric rough splintered piece of wood, sometimes covered in course sandpaper. This piece is then inserted into the anal cavity and the drill is then activated. This allows ripping into a layer of the rectal lining. This technique is best used when the recipient has diarrhea. The recipent must also empty themselves whilst being 'drilled'. The drill is then quickley replaced by their partners mouth allowing the free flow of feces and blood to fart into their mouth. This is then kissed into the recipents mouth. This can cause serious mouth infections. This technique took off in the last decade and hit the mainland in 2001.

Tongan Tornado my ass hard and don't spill a drop.

Ok.

by Mirko Mirko December 12, 2010

Tangalistic

When something is so tasty or sexy it is just simply tangalistic!

Shit, now that is one tangalistic chocolate shake!
Wow look at that tangalistic thing over there.

by mysterymeat4u November 4, 2010

Tavonga

Someone who is always there for you when you need them, they are very emotional so they stay out of drama. Tavonga is a girl who is always happy and it takes like a year to know who they truly are because they don’t open up easily, Tavonga is loving and kind, no one can stop her from doing what she wants. Tavonga has a nice body everybody wants.

Get yourself a Tavonga

by Tashly April 14, 2021

Tu mai en tanga

Your mom on a thong but in Spanish. Usually said when you don't wanna answer a question or have nothing to say(or if your just trying to be funny) .

-Hey do you wanna guess what my next cosplay will be?

-tu mai en tanga

by Tu mai en tanga June 14, 2019