Tailgating

Driving dangerously close to the vehicle in front of you as to not give the proper car lengths space to be able to stop in time.

That bastid is Tailgating so close to me they are up my ass like toilet paper.

by sizzlechest November 23, 2013

Lose a tail

To escape from someone who is following you, to shake of someone following you.

Firstly, you gonna lose a tail for this thing to proceed.

by Damnnnn lad September 16, 2018

Shitting Out Kitten Tails

Defecating turds that look like kitten tails aka small and thin

Hey last night i was shitting out kitten tails after those mr noodles

by KittenTails January 7, 2023

making a tail

excreting, crapping, defecating, pinching a loaf, dropping a load, taking a shit, doing a george, grunting a growler, saluting the throne, taking a dump.

As Sammy realized that his whole life was coming out of his smartest orifice after days of painful constipation; he screamed with relief, "Heavens to Betsy" and slowly turned and smiled to watch himself making a tail.

by diogio rome July 1, 2009

Nine Tailed Fox

Either the Japanese myth, Epsilon-11 maybe even Naruto

P1: "Have you herd of Nine Tailed Fox my guy?"
P2: "SCP, the myth, or Naruto?"
P1: "Uhhhhhhhh....."

by Photon lol September 4, 2019

tail-light warranty

Construction work, or an installation, of questional means and/or methods that is warranted for as long as the contractor's or subcontractor's tail-lights on his departing work truck are still visible.

This alternate routing option was, sadly, my idea and will likely come with only a tail-light warranty.

by johnny speedpork December 14, 2010

crazy tail self

AAVE used to describe someone who is cute, funny, silly, crazy, etc. Can basically be used whenever describing someone in a joking or humorous manner.

He fine asf with his crazy tail self

Her crazy tail self need to get back to work

by Zozogabobo March 4, 2021