Tuffet

Pet name for mans best friend...the Dog.

Aww...Look at that cute little tuffet.

by RIKT July 4, 2005

taffel

when you scream extreme insults then you realise its the wrong person

1."ohh go beetleclip someone you dyke"
2."what you on about you cock"
1."dang that was embarrsing im such a taffel"

by daniel stockdale April 19, 2008

taffeta

When someone is super smooth like a crisp, shiny satin material.

Yo, she slays the boots she’s like taffeta.

by anonymous April 23, 2024

Taffster

In the British Military there are many Taffs, And like the military there is rank of sorts. The Taffster is the chief Taff.

Where normally you would just add a surname

"ow Taff jones, get over here"
The Taffster doesnt need it.

In a Room full of Taffs...

"Taff Jones, get the brews on" (Taff Jones will oblige)
or
"Taffster do you mind if we make you a brew?" (the Taffster will usually nod)

Note: the Current "Taffster" is in the RAF Fire Service.

by Unclesamuel February 5, 2010

Tafeta

a whore

you,re a tafeta

by FAM LOVER Dude May 31, 2018

taffeinate

The act of stretching one's scrotum so that it becomes loose and workable, akin to how the sweet candy taffy is manufactured.

Have you guys ever been taffeinated?

by luciusburkus November 10, 2018

Taffes Paaltje

Een flitspaal geplaatst op een ongunstige locatie. Bijvoorbeeld net voor een stoplicht of achter een boom.

"Ik dacht ik rev 'em effekes door voor oranje, staat er zo'n taffes paaltje."

by Flitzmeizter March 9, 2020