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taking ls

Losing any arguement, taking losses
Meek Mills been taking ls from drake all of 2015
by BitchTits420 July 23, 2016
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Talking ducks

A term to indicate someone's questioning of the validity of one aspect in a fictional story is in fact overshadowed by the absurdity of the story's basic premise.

A phrase first coined when one person loudly wondered how the ducks in a Donald Duck story managed to breathe under water without any visible breathing apparatus on their diving suit, and another replied "You know you're reading a story about talking ducks, right?"
Seb: "So how did they hide a physical object in a mirror's reflection in the first Harry Potter?"

Gordon: "Dude. Talking ducks."
by OhLookBirdies February 4, 2010
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Taking the Henry Michael

Someone who tends to throw people under the bus a lot.
Taking the Henry Michael If you're going to work with him you'd better document everything. He's one serious bus chucker.
by topbantslad April 6, 2017
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Taking A Nesselrodt

The act of deficating while on the clock at work. The extreme Nesselrodter will think nothing of entering the building in the morning, clocking in, and immediately hitting the bathroom. The longer you take the better as no Nesselrodt should last less than 30 minutes. A skilled Nesselrodter can expect to earn about 15% - 20% of his yearly pay while seated comfortably on the throne.
Man that food I ate for lunch didn't agree with me...I'll be taking a Nesselrodt if you need me.

I made $10,000 last year just Taking A Nesselrodt.
by wittle buddy squarepants January 12, 2010
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This guy knows what I'm talking about

An expression used to diffuse responsibility for an unpopular statement made in a public setting. Typically used to imply complicity or collusion on the part of an unwilling stranger.
You: I mean, really, who hasn't made out with a rundown fat chick in a moment of drunken desperation.

Crowd: *silence*

You: *smile and point to a random guy in the crowd* This guy knows what I'm talking about.
by Ggggggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa March 22, 2009
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Liberty Taking Shit Cunt

Not only the lowest cunt possible, but also the type of cunt that takes the piss to the next level!
You owe me money you Liberty taking shit cunt!
by TommiPat April 14, 2022
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Taking a Grogan

Taking a shit. A "one wiper". Having that sharp stomach pain where you have to run to take a dump. ."
"Aw shit mang, I knew I shouldnt have had that last burrito, now as soon as I get home I be taking a grogan."
by Alex in East Los Angeles August 28, 2014
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