Table 

A four legged piece of shit that you always stub your toe on

Guy 1: *walks in the dining room*
Table: GOTCHA BITCH
Guy 1: *stubs toe* FUCCCCCCk

Table by BOiNoNIBB June 4, 2018

Table 

Someone who you would conceivable hook up with, but you'd rather not.

A semi-nonsexual entity

I kissed dennis
Hes kind of a table, but hey,

Table by five brothers and counting May 26, 2009

table 

The act of pushing someone from the front so that they trip over something behind them. Works great when someone gets down on their hand and knees behind another person and a third person pushes the other standing person from the front. table/bag combo

"Go kneel behind Beeps so I can table him."

"A great way to piss him off would be to table him."

table by Fatts58 October 24, 2006

Table 

A four legged piece of furniture used to dine, play board games or many other gay fucking possibilities for homosexuals. Like seriously who the fuck needs a table anyway? Just sit the food on your lap. Just play monopoly on the floor. Tables are a fucking waste of money! Why walk around IKEA trying to find a table later to set it up and say “Wait this is a waste of money”. Don’t buy tables you homos.

Where’d you leave the abortion pills?
On the table in front of you. Idiot.

Table by leavethisprofile October 28, 2018

table 

to kiss you very softly very slowly very delicately

as to honour the rarity we hold in our hands
lets treat it carefully

During the day he published conspiracies and delusions like its nothing, like a careless freak.

She knew deep down they were each others cure, that there was more than enough on the table. She did not know however what had happened in the meantime (mean time), what, how, why all this hate and seek.

table by Krkič April 1, 2020

table 

Table is another word for disabled. This definition comes from the Howard Stern show when Crackhead Bob is talking about leaving the state. He says "I'm disabled" and Howard thinks he said, "I'm a table".

"Don't smoke crack, I did, and I'm a table."

table by laura24ld January 14, 2008

Table 

use similar to that of the slang word cool describing something admirable,
originating from Irish Radio station Spin 1038

thats very table, thats a table idea

Table by Johnny Anderson August 29, 2007