Twot

Okay..firstly lets get rid of all this americentrix bollocks. USA and Canada? East Coast? West Coast? All Bullshit. Twot is an old English word, in use before the American continent was settled. Yes, its just another word for Twat.

What a small world you Twots live in

by Huey Tank August 18, 2016

Twotter

A mix between a twink and an otter. Someone who is skinny like a twink but has hair like an otter.

Alex is such a sexy twotter. He's too skinny to be an otter but too hairy to be a twink! I hope he dates me.

by LadyMonarch October 30, 2020

TOFTT

Take One For The Team

by Enrico October 2, 2003

twofer

Something you get two at once.

Harry S. is a twofer dayer.

Oh. The deal is a twofer. Buy one, get one free.

by David F. September 11, 2003

Twaft

A combination of the word Twat and Waft. When the stench of a woman's vagina (often during Menses) is so horrible that it wafts through her clothing.

The twaft of the lady sitting next to me on the subway was so unbearable that I had to leave my seat.

by ShawnieB January 2, 2009

Twothirtyeight

A band that broke up around 2003, had a split with Further Seems Forever, and is pretty much the essence.

Hard to describe, even harder to find, but oh so easy to listen to.

Douglas: "Twothirtyeight sure are amazing."

Regular person: "Huh?"

by thediamondcanopy February 26, 2010

Twifter

A Twifter is another name for a weed-cigarette or Joint. Or a name for the actual weed itself.

Others include:

Bifta

Reefa

Spliff

Joint

Doichy

Now then, do you have any Twifter?

Do you want to go for a Twifter?

Lets have a few off that Twifter

I need some Twifter now

Can't wait to get some Twifter

by Bradbiss April 20, 2010