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twatted your mom

An insult used to degrade someone without context or meaning. Just an attempt at ruining someone’s day
I twatted your mom, sister, brother and nephew. I twatted them good
by Illtwatyourmom November 10, 2022
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slam twatted

When someone is so drunk that they appear to be from a parralel universe or another planet. Speaking a language not known to man and acting in a way to contradict all known reality etc.
Fuck me mate i got proper munted last night.
But shit me did you see dave he was slam twatted, especially when he nailed that copper in the poo cunt.
by gibbomcgland August 19, 2007
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TWATTED

When you are working with a customer for a really long time and trying to get them to buy something, you are on the verge of a sale and they dip out without purchasing anything. They usually give a lame excuse like "my husband will kill me" "I need to talk to my husband" "I left my wallet at home" "what time do you close?" "I'm going to think about it and then I'll come back" "I have kids in college." The worst TWATS are ones where they already say they are going to buy and then they get scared or the husband comes in and says "NO!" These people don't care that they wasted your time for hours, which prevents you from working with other customers. All they had to say from the get-go is "i'm a cheap bastard and i'm not going to buy anything" but they are to embarassed and just want to waste your time.
"I was working with that bitch for one hour and her husband came in and TWATTED me in less than a second.
by mm...hmmm August 19, 2011
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twatted

guy 1: hey is Christina still alive?
guy 2: yea, she just twatted 10 mins ago
by good2know January 20, 2013
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twatted

a word used to describe the past act of sending a tweet.
Person A: Hey Jim have you sent a tweet out recently?

Jim: Yes, I twatted just last night.
by angry_joe September 22, 2009
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twatted

When a woman shows her exposed lower genitals to strangers.
I just saw Paris Hilton, and she twatted me when she got out her Bentley.
by Scott LaRock July 25, 2007
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Twatted

To shove something up one's vaginal canal/twat in an effort to hide the object in it's entirely from a prying source.
"I totally twatted my bowl after we got pulled over by the cops when we were hotboxing my Honda Fit"
by Bananananananananaaaa August 15, 2009
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