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telling porkies

Slang for telling lies.
Usually used by southerners, taxi drivers, adult film stars, or a combination of all 3.
Sandra: I haven't got enough money to pay for this taxi.

Josh: You're telling porkies you are!
by Theresjuiceleakinginmypocket December 13, 2015
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Trolling

Trolling – (verb), as it relates to internet, is the deliberate act, (by a Troll – noun or adjective), of making random unsolicited and/or controversial comments on various internet forums with the intent to provoke an emotional knee jerk reaction from unsuspecting readers to engage in a fight or argument
Trolling on-line forums as described above is actually analogous to the fishing technique of “trolling”, where colorful baits and lures are pulled behind a slow moving boat, often with multiple fishing lines, covering a large bodies of water, such as a large lake or the ocean. The trolling lures attract unsuspecting fish, intriguing them with the way they move through the water, thus enticing these foolish fish to “take the bait”. Not unlike unsuspecting internet victims, once hooked, the fish are reeled in for the catch before they realize they have been duped by the Troll/Fisherman
This guy made a really rude and off the wall comment about my You Tube video, I think he was just trolling for a response, but I ignored him
by Drog65 January 2, 2014
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Tellingbone

It is from a 70s children's tv series called Catweasel. The eponymous character is a wizard who is surprised by 'modern' technology like the electric light bulb "sun in a bottle" and the telephone "telling bone"
Answer the tellingbone will you please? My hands are in the washing up water.
by DeepSpin July 4, 2016
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trolling idiot

n. One who belongs to a forum and uses a majority of their posts to be obnoxious and/or to pester their fellow forum members.
Slargos, the Swede, is a trolling idiot.
by GOD ALMIGHTY May 22, 2004
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Philanthropy Trolling

Donating to charity for the explicit purpose of embarrassing an acquaintance by associating their name with a ridiculous cause. Especially effective on kickstarter and other named giving platforms.
LOL. I just donated $100 in my boss's name to The HPV and Anal Cancer Foundation. That's some next-level philanthropy trolling.
by coachbob August 28, 2018
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Online Trolling

Randomly popping up in a server and constantly taunting others with troll phrases and getting a kick out of there stress, due to you.
Online trolling:

Troll:"You mad bro hoe?"

Target:"NO!"

Troll:"Yup you're mad."

Troll:"Hey! Hey! Hey! You mad?"

Troll:"Breh breh, you mad?"

Target:"YOUR MAD!"

Troll:"It's You're* learn to use grammar!"
by Onewordatatime September 24, 2011
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Trolling well

A well that spawns a considerable amount of trolling.
Joseph: "That bitch from The Ring came out of the trolling well last night, and I pissed my pants."

Mary: "That's what she said."
by Kmgtpezy April 24, 2011
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