traveling mercies

a way to brag about going on vacation on the down low, by crouching it in the form of a prayer

Aunt Maud prayed for traveling mercies while on her vacation to Rome

by nerdlinger September 20, 2009

traveling pants

you buy a pair of regular every day ordinary pants not knowing that they'll leave you at unfortunate times, like when you're talking to a girl you want to ask out... hence making her think that all you want is to stick it in her.

Guy: "Hey, how's it goin?"
Girl: "Uhm, pretty good, how abou-"
Traveling Pants: "That's it, I'm outa here."
-Traveling Pants travel away-
Guy: "Oh shit!"
Girl: "Oh. So you just want some action huh? I hate that!"
-Girl walks away-
-Guy just stands there not knowing what the fuck just happened-

by AmandaLICIOUS37 June 16, 2008

Traveling Ho

Random 17 year old ho that shows up at a 21st year olds birthday party, and gets taken to the police station to get picked up by her parents at 2 AM.

We still don’t know that traveling ho’s name...BITCH.

by travelinghos October 1, 2011

traveling asshole

A person or persons(s) who are able to and do travel frequently, while others around them are not able to do so.

Hey...where did you just get back from this time you traveling asshole?

by NicLydon April 15, 2017

traveling dingleberry

a turd in you're underpants you can not shrug off. wherefore it follows around with you.

I took a huge dump and now unfourtanimately I am stuck onto a traveling dingleberry.

by billblink June 2, 2017

Traveling Chocolate-bars Salesman

To sell Chocolate, door to door to become rich enough, to take out a mom and her daughter on a date to Fancy restaurant under the sea in the Bikini Bottom.

Used in Sentence.

SpongeBob: Quick Patrick, without thinking, if you could have anything in the world right now, what would it be?

Patrick: Uhh...more time for thinking.

Sponge Bob: No, something real, an item, something you would pay for. Patrick: A chocolate bar?

Sponge Bob: That’s a great idea, Patrick! We’ll be TRAVELING CHOCOLATE-BARS SALESMAN.

by HeroicYoungLad October 5, 2017

Traveling eye

Synonymous with lazy eye. The ability to look two different people in the eye, at the same time.

“Oh boy, she has a traveling eye...”

by Melanie Trump II January 1, 2019