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tosser

English insult.
Implies that the person masturbates excessively. Also see Wanker.
Hi I'm a Townie.

Tosser.
by Danny Romer March 24, 2003
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Coin tosser

When a gay couple cannot decide who will be the "top" and who will be the "bottom" for the night, or in the relationship.

This was originally explored in the Brokeback Mountain scene where the roles were determined via a hearty wrestling match when they began exploring their newfound homosexuality.

Coin Tossers are commonly "new" homosexuals who are still discovering if they prefer giving or taking for the long run, or can simply be a couple who has similar tastes and the Dominant role in the relationship has not been established.
"That bear couple look exactly the same, all burly and hairy, which one is the top or the bottom, or do you think they are coin tossers?"

"Those twinks are both pretty girly, you think they are coin tossers?"

"Did you hear that Chuey and Jesus decided they are gay and started dating? Since they are new at ass love they decided to be coin tossers till they figure out which position suits them"
by Grepdogg1 August 3, 2009
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tosser

Literally, one who masturbates. Common usage typically refers to anyone of whom you have a low opinion.
eckham's a fuck-useless tosser.

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by Anonymous March 18, 2003
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salad tosser

She's awesome down there, what a salad tosser!
by Lan B. September 28, 2005
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tosser

As far as I'm aware tosser has nothing to do with mastubation but comes from an old sailing term for a drunken idiot - 'he's a toss pot' - ie someone who drinks a lot is a tosser or toss pot.
by jane August 13, 2003
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Tosser

Useless, pathetic, incapable of doing anything right
Tony Blair is a useless tosser
by Anonymous July 30, 2003
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Cock Tosser

The opposite of a cock blocker. Replaces "wing woman". Person who encourages hookups.
If you ever go out on the town and need a hook up take my best friend. She is the best cock tosser and can find you the hottest person in the room to go home with you.
by Weekend Cowgirl June 2, 2015
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