Tort

Romanian word for cake

Did you bring the tort ?

by David the romanian November 2, 2020

Vol-de-Tort

The raging manhood of a game director.

He has such a great Vol-de-Tort!

by Arafales October 27, 2019

sour tort

a tortilla only filled with sour cream

Chipotle worker- “What can I get for you?”
Customer- “A tortilla with sour cream. “
Chipotle worker- “Pours massive load of sour cream on tortilla.”
Customer- “More sour cream, I call it a sour tort!!”

by Honcho bill January 4, 2019

Lazy Tort

A couple that will be together for such a long time to the point where people start saying "Damn, they're still together?"

1: "Wow! They've been together for such a long time!"
2:"Yeah, definitely a Lazy Tort!"
Damn

by Lol It's Lucy BRUH January 30, 2017

peep tort

Any generic "Pop Tart" like products sold as a substitute good for the same. A breakfast pastry for those shunning Veblen goods at breakfast.

Hey Caleb, pass me one of those Kroger brand peep torts.

by Milton's Opus March 10, 2017

pop-tort

A miniature flatulence, commonly onset by the consumption of a pop-tart, not quite loud or stinky in nature.

Last night a shordie was straight toppin me and mans almost ripped a pop-tort mid-nut shtylllllll

by type69diabetes May 18, 2021

Cheese Tort

cheese covered tortilla cooked open face and crisp to perfection in a toaster oven.

never rolled like a taquito.

nothing like a folded quesadilla.

"Man this hot lunch is whack! When i get home i am making my mom make me a cheese tort."

by pooprat February 16, 2009