Toothpasting

Getting high by applying toothpaste to ones nipples. This is extremely unsafe and can result in inflammation of the nipple and even permanent dangerous blockage or mutilation. Extremely dangerous, do not attempt. Popularised by famous internet website "9gag."

"Yo Rae, Wanna go Toothpasting, I've got my webcam all ready to go."
"I dunno, isn't that stuff dangerous?"

by Gako October 14, 2012

Toothpaste

The squeezing dispersal of a solid out of a container through compaction.

The masseuse walking on my back caused some poop to toothpaste out of my butthole.

by 7st0ryMTN March 15, 2019

toothpaste

Toothpaste is a game when two or more people go into separate rooms and masturbate. Who ever cums first shouts "toothpaste" and wins the game.

You can also text your friends to let them know that wherever they are, whatever they are doing. You were winning at toothpaste.

"John just sent me a text."

"What does it say?"

"Toothpaste."

"Gross."

by sovereigncookies October 29, 2011

toothpasting

The act of rubbing your nipples with toothpaste to get high.

Toothpasting is cheaper than smoking weed.

by Lord Lolland October 16, 2012

toothpaste

Cocaine. Used by Shoestring of the Dayton Family in the track "The Hand That Rocks the Cradle" from the F.B.I. album.

So if you ever wanna buck, nigga put it up
You got that toothpaste in yo safe and I'm a hit it up

by Bird Father May 16, 2008

toothpaster

A fat person who wears skinny jeans. So called due to the fact that one who does resembles toothpaste being squeezed out of a tube.

"Have you heard about Mikes new girlfriend? I think they met at some punk show."

"Yeah, I facebook stalked her and you could only see her eyes on her profile pic... She's probably a toothpaster."

by ptakattack August 29, 2011

Toothpasting

It is a drug craze which consists of youngsters spreading toothpaste over their nipples to achieve a high. It happens due to an opiate like chemical present in toothpaste plus the amount of blood that circulates close to the nipples, allowing it to be absorved easily. This causes several health problems if done regularly if done frequently for long periods of time, such as addiction.

John and his friends were caught toothpasting by their parents, and sent to rehabilitation.

by John Pingas October 14, 2012