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I am a toolophile
by faaip de oiad November 28, 2003
Get the toolophile mug.(n): (1) one who talks incessantly of providing jobs and tools without delivering either. (2) a complete and hypocritical failure, undeserving of respect or affection.
cf: Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker
cf: Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker
by Monologues of Dissent August 15, 2011
Get the tooljob mug.The study of the intellectual messages that are hidden and open to interpretation from the band tool. Usually psychedelics are involved in finding secret messages and multi-meanings. Exploration of the infinite rabbit hole that one is exposed to through subjugation. A study that no one can really find any one meaning or answer in.
Toolology can be a group exercise but usually one finds meanings only for ones self. Toolology is useful to help send you a message that is circumstantial and critical to where you find yourself in life at that moment in time. For me it helped me stop being bitter at my ex because in a song it quotes "wear the grudge like a crown of negativity, calculate what we will or will not tolerate, desperate to control all and everything, unable to forgive these scarlet letterman" the message was clear to me that my hate for my ex was a prime example of how primitive humans become when their emotions are fucked with and also how unnecessary and unhealthy this state of being is.
by Metro Josh March 1, 2009
Get the toolology mug.1. when someone looks like a complete tool in pictures
2. the ability to determine the toolness of a person based on their photos
note: tool level varies by who takes the picture, where the picture is taken, and where the picture can be found.
2. the ability to determine the toolness of a person based on their photos
note: tool level varies by who takes the picture, where the picture is taken, and where the picture can be found.
Did you see his new profile pic?
You mean the shirtless, sideways hat, cell phone picture in the mirror shot?
Yeah. He's so toologenic!
You mean the shirtless, sideways hat, cell phone picture in the mirror shot?
Yeah. He's so toologenic!
by Shanda Leier December 8, 2010
Get the toologenic mug.Background: Every year in Australia at the end of the final exam period thousands of high school students fly to the Gold Coast for Schoolies week celebrations.
Toolies are essentially pathetic dirty bastards who deliberately holiday on the Gold Coast during this time trying to pass themselves off as Schoolies in order to hit on and sleep with drunk teenagers. Toolies have developed into something of a sub-culture, with thousands of experienced Toolies now making the Gold Coast trip a part of their yearly routine. Toolies have an inability to get laid by anyone other than half-conscious teens. No self-respect, part pedophile, all Toolies.
Toolies are essentially pathetic dirty bastards who deliberately holiday on the Gold Coast during this time trying to pass themselves off as Schoolies in order to hit on and sleep with drunk teenagers. Toolies have developed into something of a sub-culture, with thousands of experienced Toolies now making the Gold Coast trip a part of their yearly routine. Toolies have an inability to get laid by anyone other than half-conscious teens. No self-respect, part pedophile, all Toolies.
Schoolie: Hey check out that 30 year old pretending to be a Schoolie, what a desperate fag.
Toolie: Hello, how are you?
Schoolie: Go back to your Toolies friends, wanker.
Toolie: Hello, how are you?
Schoolie: Go back to your Toolies friends, wanker.
by Neil K December 20, 2007
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