tofurkey

a turkey of the rare tofu species, found only in remote regions of nepal. each tofurkey was born merely as a slab of tofu. only 1 in 500 will sprout feet at age 2, and subsequently gain other turkish characteristics. each tofurkey has but one goal in life, and that is to be approved by the TNAOVFTWNOA (tofurkey national association of vegetarian food that was nevertheless once alive). once approved, tofurkeys must rigorously study a language. those who study english are sent to either the northeast or california, where most ameriveggies reside. once they complete their migration, around the end of november, they are promptly skinned of any exterior non-tofulike characteristics, and served to the unknowing public.

johnny finkelstein was raised a jewish tofurkey. as he migrated to america to complete his final life task, he tried not to travel on saturdays.

by sincerely, ruthie pwns September 30, 2005

tofurducken

It's the vegetarian version of a turducken.

In theory, it's a tofurkey which has been stuffed with mock duck, which has been stuffed with ficken (fake chicken), which has been stuffed with a vegetarian stuffing.

Tofurkey> Mock Duck> Fake Chicken> Stuffing...

I've been asking my vegetarian girlfriend to create a tofurducken for me, but so far it has not happened. Turducken sounds rad, but vegetarians are missing the boat.

by Swintronix April 29, 2010

Tofu Person

Tofu Person: A person who absorbs the personality and interests of the people around them like tofu absorbs the flavor of the food it is cooked with. They usually do this because they lack a personality of their own, and they will often forsake their previous persona for a new one at any given moment.

Ashley Robichaud is a tofu person. Sure, she'll preach to you about how important it is to be a good friend, but tomorrow she will stab you in the back and try to drive all your best friends away from you.

by nicherzog January 23, 2011

tofu tits

Fabulous healthy square tits that guys can't help but wanna squish.

Dude did you see that girls tofu tits! They're fabulous and I just want to squish them!

by Starbucks&Uggs&Selfies4Lyfe November 20, 2014

Tofu-chan

A very cute, very real speaking Shiba, loves bread and to laugh. very cool.

Bruh, have you seen tofu-Chan on YouTube!?

Yeah he's the best boi

by anonymous November 17, 2020

tofu

A bean-curd that is created in Asia. Its tastes really good. Even tastes better in stews and/or kimchi

Tofu is perfect in stews or kimchi.

by Azn Man September 6, 2008

Tofunmi

She is shy. She's short or average height, unusual hair color. Her eyes are gorgeous! You will fall in love with her. She falls in love easily. Tofunmis are so smart, and bookish. Although she has a limited friend group, she is really a nice girl. You will see her laughing at anything, even when she feels sad. She has the cutest natural smile. She has too high expectations of herself, which is one of her faults. But she is just a completely awesome, beautiful and amazing girl.And nice curves? She is very open minded in a good way, well rounded. Just a friend to all. She is shy in real life and sometimes depressed, but just help her out and give her a hug.Tofunmis love hugs! She is creative and sexy. She is an animal in bed. Absolutely amazing.

That girl is damned smart... she’s such a Tofunmi

by Redberry September 11, 2020