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Toffee dodger

A closeted homosexual man, i.e. one that does not yet accept that he is gay.
That Imran guy is such a toffee dodger - I mean, everyone knows he has those awkward naked pictures of Tom, he just won't admit it!
by Tonan4life October 5, 2011
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Bumhole Toffee

The remnants of a good hard dump, when you haven't wiped properly, leaving a layer of ground-in faeces against your inner cheek and around your nipsy. after a while and the application of some sweat, gives off an odour that is unmistakeable and marks you out as requiring a re wipe!
Man 1 "Oh my life Humphrey are you cooking up some bumhole toffee, i can smell it from here!!"
Man 2 "Yes Tarquin, but it has turned to ass gravy where i have been working so hard."
by nanaki13 June 26, 2009
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melted toffee sundae

The sabotaged version of the perfect dessert of a 5ft3 female with brown hair and brown eyes.
Man...that bastard gave me a melted toffee sundae!
by PartyBoyChris May 27, 2009
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toofers

Mother: How are your toofers feeling since the extractions?
Daughter: my teeth ok getting better everyday 👍
by TeaInTheMoment December 29, 2018
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Coffee Toffee

Fecal waste that is a direct by-product of and is triggered by coffee consumption. Typically the passing of a Coffee Toffee follows a complete cup of coffee but in some the urge to defecate can become overpowering even part way through their cup.
noun: After downing a latte with her lunch, Sophie found herself holding up the restroom cue as she dumped a massive coffee toffee into her work toilet, leaving a damning skid mark in its wake.

verb: Pablo rued the day he drank 7 double espressos. Not only did he have great difficulty sleeping that night, he coffee-toffeed all afternoon, much to the disdain of his room-mates.
by The_Beard_of_Odin April 17, 2009
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Toffees

Endearing nickname for Everton football club. Coined in 19th century when ladies would sell toffees at the home matches. Modern equivalent to this toffee is the black and white striped Everton Mint
Who are the Toffees playing this weekend?
by ud40 February 23, 2005
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toffen

I toffen play games
by BATCUTBUT January 11, 2019
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