Tighty Whities

Pants guys wear after hitting 30.
White Yfronts and Fly-fronts being popular.
Usually seen hanging on washing line every sunday after wash day.

Jockey white 'tighty whities' Y Fronts, CK Fly fronts, Marks and Spencers briefs

Tighty Whities by 30s briefs lad September 9, 2010

tighty whities

Form-fitting white underwear without the unnecessary constricting "thigh sleeves" of the supposedly superior boxer-brief. Associated, strangely enough, with both the very young and the very old. A beautiful, sexy, practical undergarment tradition that is in danger of being lost to popular backlash. Its last hope may lie in the fetishization of embarrassment, especially in a certain subculture of gay and bi-curious men.

Oh my God, you wear tighty whities? How dorky! Why am I getting hard right now?

tighty whities by Villeville July 23, 2021

tighty whities

undewear that only uncool people that suold get a wedgie

friday I was waring tighty whities in school and someone gave me a Marvan and then gave me a hanging wedgie on a bathroom stall door for 2 hours. I told on them and nothing hapend so I have to have another wedgie for the hole day. it herts

tighty whities by wedgie man 4658 April 18, 2009

Tighty Whities

(Noun) A derogatory term for a north american conservative white ethnic. Sandwiched insecurely between the people that were 'owned' by Europe, and by Europe itself, this suburban, affluent mid-to-upper class culture has a brief and unremarkable history; a Tighty Whitey will project an angry, competitive, ill-gotten arrogance that discourages out-of-house activities.

St. Albert has so many Tighty Whities I had to destroy a public bus shelter to express myself.

Tighty Whities by Duchowski May 14, 2011

tighty whities

A type of underwear which is designed to cradle the package close to the body. Useful at a young age, but as you age they become less useful, strangling the testicles and making your manhood hurt for at least a week afterwards. If you are wearing tighty whities above the age of twelve, it is suggested to switch to boxers or boxer briefs rapidly to avoid any damage to the testicles.

Man: Shit! I'm infertile?
Doctor: Yes, perhaps because of your wearing of tighty whities. I'm surprised you haven't popped, man.
Man: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

tighty whities by willdood January 2, 2010

Tighty Whities

1.) Ebonics for a white girl who is a virgin.
2.)Refering to a new white man in prison.

1.) "Yo man I broke in two Tighty Whities at the same time last night dawg!"

2.)"Looky Here boys! Some Fresh Tighty Whities! Let the games begin!"

Tighty Whities by JDMarlow42 July 3, 2010

tighty whities

Another name for White briefs. A popular style of underwear amongst men. Tighty whities are usually seemed as a boyish choice and can lead to various forms of pranks such as wedgies and pantsings.

Wearing tighty whities is a comfortable choice but if you are going to high school, college or spending time around people who will see them you should expect plenty of wedgies and teasing.

As a tighty whities wearer I have experienced wedgies and pantsings- hanging wedgies, atomics and squeaky clean wedgies can be expected wearing these underwear. Pantsing are common too- you should expect to have your tighty whities on display in public if you wear them!

Look at the. red wearing tighty whities let’s give him an atomic wedgie!

I wear tighty whities they are comfortable.

I just got pantsed in front of my crush and of course I was in tighty whities.

tighty whities by cardamom grapefruit May 4, 2024