Three Mile Belt

The world renowned hunting grounds of every serious deer hunter spanning the globe. Only the best trees, shrubs, bushes and plants were intentionally planted in this area to provide for the biggest bucks known to man. This sacred hunting location can be found near central South Dakota, near a small, humble town of Howard. You just need to head west on Highway 34 out of Howard toward Logan's house and look south, you will see it in all of its glory and sit in jealousy in knowing that you, yourself, aren't able to basque in its never ending supply of world record bucks.

Hey, see that over there? Thats the three mile belt...best hunting area ever.

by Howard-god January 9, 2012

three legged man

Claim a man makes when he wants to boast about his penis size. The inference being that the third leg is his penis.

Julie stated to Mark, "Why would I want anything to do with your two inches of hard chode dick?"
Mark replied, "Shiiiiiittt girl! I am a three legged man! They call me tripod."

by Nutzen YerMouf March 9, 2018

Three Piece

A man of "high stature" in a suit. Perceptively snobby.

"I sold my soul to a three piece and he told me I was holy."

by Gillenium September 17, 2015

three horsemen of the apocalypse

Rush, Roger and Rupert, the 3 people perhaps most responsible for ushering in the unmitigated climate disaster, hate-spewed, misinformed discourse and the post-truth world.

The world would be a much better place if not for the three horsemen of the apocalypse.

by hodags1966 May 31, 2019

three fitty

$3.50. The amount the Loch Ness Monster keeps trying to swindle from Chef's parents.

"No wonda that Loch Ness Monsta keeps comin' back, woman! You keep givin' him three fitty!"

by J. Hasak October 14, 2003

Three car garage

A girl who takes it in the ass, pussy, and mouth.

Last night at the bar I met a three car garage and took her back to my place.

by Djgammer May 26, 2017

Three Mile Mark

Three Mile Mark is a being of unparalleled strength and stamina. He possesses the ability to bike three miles in 9:14. Achieving this feat allows Three Mile Mark to harness enough energy to smash through drywall with the power of a thousand Kyles.

Three Mile Mark's origins are heavily disputed, however given his immense power, it is highly likely he is distantly related to other cryptids such as the Gongoozler, Melon Man, and HeeHoo. Three Mile Mark can be tracked via the leftover Pre-Workout Supplements found on kitchen carpets. There has been only one recorded sighting of Three Mile Mark, uploaded to the YouTube channel Unus Annus in early 2020, although the channel no longer exists. The only way to stop Three Mile Mark is to scream "OASIS!" while hitting the ground. Whether this will calm him or just enrage him further is currently unknown.

EEF: "THREE MILE MARK! THREE MILE MARK!"

by (Not) EEF "Melon Man" Nestor November 16, 2020