A girl who is fun to be with and funny as hell. This particular gal has the sexiest lips and hottest body. You'll find yourself smiling just looking at her.
I saw krystal Thomson yesterday and I'm still smiling. There's just somthing about her laugh that makes me want more.
by schiesl April 01, 2010
Bart Thomson aka Bart Simpson one of the most Favorited characters in The Simpsons using his secret identity
by Bart Thomson April 12, 2020
henry is a jack grealish look alike. He is a gypsy
and lives in a caravan, he thinks he can pull girls
but in reality looks like a dried cheesestring if
you ever meet him don't try and have sex with
him because he will think he has left you shaking
on the floor. He is just unseasoned.
and lives in a caravan, he thinks he can pull girls
but in reality looks like a dried cheesestring if
you ever meet him don't try and have sex with
him because he will think he has left you shaking
on the floor. He is just unseasoned.
person 1: ' why did you and henry thomson break up?'
person 2: 'he reminded me too much of a
cheesestring ffs.'
person 2: 'he reminded me too much of a
cheesestring ffs.'
by 9777trappy November 23, 2021
That one teacher who no one likes but when you get to know him you realize he is the best teacher you’ve ever met
by Callous.yeobo March 31, 2022
1. Grab Erected Dick
2. Stick Sharp nailed middle finger down urethra hole
3. Stick as far as possible until the dick explodes from the finger blocking the cum from escaping
4. The dick will next split in two one side will go left and next goes right
5. Then the severed dick will emit steam like a Bunsen burner
6. Then proceed to call it a Thomson Burner at the victims eyes till they die from too much satisfaction
7. Then Freestyle That shit
2. Stick Sharp nailed middle finger down urethra hole
3. Stick as far as possible until the dick explodes from the finger blocking the cum from escaping
4. The dick will next split in two one side will go left and next goes right
5. Then the severed dick will emit steam like a Bunsen burner
6. Then proceed to call it a Thomson Burner at the victims eyes till they die from too much satisfaction
7. Then Freestyle That shit
by 🅾️🅾️fTimus 🅿️rℹ️me September 25, 2017
A Joshua Thomson is always a bad person, although loved by those around them. Their charming looks is their only admirable quality.
by Asecretadmirer January 11, 2020
Someone who hates losing, being wrong, or otherwise not being the star or smartest person in the room.
by Chipmunk all star August 23, 2021