Thistle tail

Used as an adjective to describe someone with straight hips and no curves.

She is so thistle tailed in those jeans.

by Abby Dude February 5, 2018

Thistle

Usually associated with a team or group of people. Mostly, made up of hooligans and chavs. They tend to be very shit at sports, mainly football.

“That game was awful. The team played like Thistles.”

by PureFacts123 February 13, 2020

Thistle Party

A party composed of thistle buddies having a thistling good time getting all funk-i-thistled.

Hey John, wanna come to my thistle party tonight? It's gonna be a thistle time.

by Thistle party August 30, 2014

thorns and thistles

Troubles, cares, hardships, and concerns

Question: "How's it going, buddy?" Answer: "Thorns and thistles, man, thorns and thistles."
Can also be used as an exclamation meaning "Life sucks" or "Everything has gone to crap." As in "Did you hear what happened? Thorns and thistles! how am I going to fix this?!"

by Sawrie December 7, 2021

thistle

a bright bay mare who competes in 1.20m british showjumping and novice (1.10m) british eventing. You'll never have a horse like her.

have you seen how good thistle is

by mbt14612 May 29, 2020

King Thistle shut his mouth

When King Thistle eats sticky fudge cake.

King Thistle shut his mouth because he ate the sticky fudge cake.

by Debskelly1985 April 1, 2023

Thistle

Another word for doing your thing, handling your business.

I did my thistle/thing as an entrepreneur and now I’m a rich man.

by Mrzay January 29, 2019