Crushing the Castle

when ones castle is crushed; sex

What are you doin crushing the castle.

I crushed Cassie's castle last night.

by Mickey Pimp March 7, 2012

storm the castle

to ooofff someone right off

"storm the castle" Danny stormed Sandy's castle gates off their hinges

by OooofffMaster November 20, 2013

raid the castle

When you go into the woods to grandmas house and you are kidnapped by knights that raid your asshole.

Boy we need to raid the castle all over that bitch.

by castle raider April 8, 2016

Breaching the Castle

The act of ejaculating while laying on your back with your laptop on your stomach, so that the semen travels up and over the lid of the laptop and onto your face.

My girlfriend laughed as she walked in on me masturbating and caught me breaching the castle, and then having to clean jizz off of my face.

by @mekinizem August 8, 2016

Drain the castle moat

When you have to empty your badder

I have to drain the castle moat.

Urinate urination

by Lipperella October 6, 2017

bury the castle

The act of fornicating with deep enough penetration to include both testes, then holding it for a brief or extended period of time, usually while ejaculating.

"Bury the castle in my vagina you stud."
"She was wide enough that I could bury the castle with ease!"

by jessymehores July 14, 2021

Fortinbras storming the castle

When you write a literature essay and you only watched the movie.

-So, what was your favourite scene in Hamlet?
-Oh, definitely Fortinbras storming the castle.

by _Leopold_ March 9, 2020