the boy scout

The sexual act of using one's hands to stimulate or erect their partner's penis by using the stick fire-starter motion, commonly used in boy scouts.

"We were in the bathtub the other night and she totally did the boy scout on me!"

by Tonya and Steve January 12, 2009

The Boy Who Cried Photoshop

This person denounces everything out of the ordinary as being photo shopped. To them, nothing is real and everything is fake. They're the type of person who believe the moon landing was faked.

Dude 1: "Hey man, I saw you got the shit kicked out of you by Chad at the frat party yesterday."
Dude 2: "Proof?"
Dude 1: *Shows picture of dude 2 laying on the floor and getting stomped on by Chad*
Dude 2: "That's photoshop! That never happened!"
Dude1: "Suuuuure it was dude, seems like you're full of ilos to me... You know that story about the boy who cried wolf? You're the boy who cried photoshop!"

by NoYouMan May 10, 2017

the boy who had no choice

Kind of like the boy who lived (Harry Potter) just in a Draco Malfoy version. He is the boy who had no choice because he was often pressured by his father. It so sad that this hottie was mistreated...

Sue: Omg! The boy who had no choice is so hot!
Bridget: Ikr?! I would literally die for Malfoy aka the boy who had no choice!

by Draco Weasley January 10, 2021

The boy who never changed

Kevin, a kid on my bus.

After the summer vacation he showed no change in apperance, height, or weight. It was amazing.

Me: Hey kevin, the boy who never changed, sleep-overs are fun!

Kevin: Was I talking to you? NO.

by Mister D December 3, 2004

The Boy Porridge

The Boy Porridge is a long furby, (the LONGEST) who also goes by the name Thursday. Himself and Strange Aeons have control over the Teeth Cult and have made it clear that if you want into the club you must sacrifice a spine or teeth. The Boy Porridge is also a LGBTQ advocit, also a bi boy himself.

Me: "Have you heard of The Boy Porridge?"
Friend: "Yes, I'm part of the Teeth Cult."
Me: "I am absolutely filled with porridge."

by Cute_toes666 January 28, 2021

The Boy Game

A game where you try to win. Usually when you are away on a trip or not in your home town. The scoring is:
Eye Contact - 1
Smile - 2
Talk - 3
Hug - 5
Ask for your number - 10
Put their arm around you - 11
Picture with/of them - 15
Kiss on the cheek - 25
Kiss - 50
Hook Up (Makeout) - 100/you win

"Hey, lets play the boy game."
"I already started and got 15 points, these three guys were talking with me"
"OMG, were they cute?!?!"
"Hells yea, they wanted my number"

by Greenwich_Academy_at_D.C. May 2, 2009

The Boy's Sock Theory

If you have socks on and you say something gay, you are cleansed of your gay sins and protected but if either your socks are wet or you don't have socks on, you are not cleansed from your gay sins and not protected.

Friend #1 - Hey bro, you looking cute and thicc today.

Friend #2 - Whoa, do you got your socks on?

Friend #1 - Of course I do.

Friend #2 - Are they wet?

Friend #1 - No, they are completely dry.

Friend #2 - Oh, well thanks for the compliment bro.

Friend #1 - Why would it matter if my socks were on or if they were wet?

Friend #2 - It's because of The Boy's Sock Theory. I just want to make sure your weren't lacking.

by PumpAction January 7, 2022