Telefonorm

Telefonorm definiton of the most epicness that you can accomplish in life

Oh wow that guy is amazing maybe he's even Telefonorm.

by Em4Voice July 8, 2010

telefunkin

wHEN UR FUCKIN A BIATCH N WATCHIN THE TV AT THE SAME TIME. YOU'RE A VERY FUNNY MOTHER FUCKER, BUT ALSO A TELEFUNKER.

NOUN- Telefunk... (insult) "man, That Kim Tran is a damn telefunk"
VERB- Telefunkin... "You were telefunkin that biatch last night"

by BENSTONE June 2, 2004

telecone

synonym for telephone that can be used as noun

-see telepine

"Hugh just sent Alex a sexy text from laura's telecone."

"Quick, telepine my telecone so you can hear my new ringtone"

by notkatie January 25, 2009

Teletonken

The German way of saying telephone.

"Man, when will she get off the teletonken?"

by Tmac02892 October 22, 2009

telecon

noun: a telephone conference whereby your life force is inexorably sucked out of your asshole while your ears are assaulted by the droning of some corporate or government lackey. When accompanied by Webex or Virtual Meeting, it becomes the office equivalent of water boarding.

Slave 1: Dude, did you dial-in to the management telecon this morning?

Slave 2: Yeah - 90 minutes of my life I'll never get back

by paddyoski March 4, 2010

Teleboner

A erection resulting from the participation of telephone intercourse (see phonesex).

Girl: "I'm touching myself."
Guy: "Oh, im totally getting a teleboner."
Girl: "Oh, way to be romantic, asshole."

by JakeTheNinja April 28, 2009

telefungus

The "creeping crud" one tries to avoid while speaking on a public telephone. Usually found on the mouthpiece but may also be found on the handle of the phone or the buttons on the phone panel or left on bottles and snotrags near rhe phone panel.

Yuk! What is this glop on the phone? Ohmygaaaaad, it's a telefungus!

by pentozali May 17, 2006