Pop Tabs

Different pop tabs mean different things. If the thing holding the pop tab on comes of when you break it off and they give it you, you owe them a sexual favor. If the thing holding it on isn’t, you must kiss the giver. If the whole section is gone, it means you owe them a hug.

Person says “Hey why did you give me this pop tab” Giver says “ The way it’s broken off means something” *looks it up* Person replies “ So you wanna fuck” Giver says “Yes” (Pop tabs are on cans and can be used to open them)

by ThatBitch927391 July 29, 2021

Reverse Teabag

When a man wraps his legs around a person's neck (from a lower position) and thrusts his balls upwardly into their mouth.

Janet: "Mitch, wait, what are you doing?"
Mitch: "I call it the reverse teabag."
Janet: "Oh I.... mrumph, mrumph, mrumph."

by Mitch Nasty January 31, 2015

crocodile tears

To pretend a sorrow that one doesn’t in fact feel, to create a hypocritical show of emotion. The idea comes from the ancient belief that crocodiles weep while luring or devouring their prey.

You see that bitch Jasmine Trias on American Idol last night with those crocodile tears?

by Karsh May 13, 2004

teamsesh

A music collective, group that paved the way for a lot of artists now. The BoneThugs/ MobbDeep of our generation. And they do it all with bliss.

“Oh you listen to TeamSesh?”
“No who is that?”
“..... fuck you poser”

by TSJOHN October 18, 2020

teabag tits

A derogatory term used to describe a woman with small flat breasts and big dark wrinkled nipples.

"Mam, Dad have you seen her nextdoor? Old teabag tits is sunbathing topless again"

by da girl nextdoor May 5, 2016

teabilly

A member or follower of the Tea Party movement who displays a lack of sophistication.

If that teabilly posts one more thing about Nazis or birth certificates, I'm going to unfriend him!

by Chief Esteben December 3, 2010

teabilly

A member of the tea party who is also a hillbilly. Teabillies are often angry, ignorant, god-fearin', bible thumpin', science-denyin', gun-totin', GOP-talkin'-point-parrotin' racist homophobic misogynists. Highly susceptible to Obama derangement syndrome.

Obama: "Let me be clear..."
Skeeter: "BENGHAZI!!! BENGHAZI!!! BENGHAZI!!!"
Me: "Wow, Skeeter sure is a bona fide teabilly!"

by Dylan Bleier March 19, 2014