Tales of the Abyss

An RPG from Namco-Tales studio (and 8th in the main series) with great characters (both heroes and villains), an intriguing story (not a predictable RPG), a smooth battle system (multilinear with a stable camera so that your friends can actually see themselves in multiplayer) and general awesomeness. Looks nice, plays well, sounds good, bundled together makes it one of the best RPGs of the year.

The Tales series isn't just about Tales of Symphonia. Games like Tales of the Abyss and Tales of Destiny are way better, and highlight how good the series can be.

by Regret July 5, 2006

tadts

They All Do That Sir. Usually used in response to a question someone asks about an issue with a particular product. The response indicates that it is not an issue, but a characteristic of the product in general.

Q: The stick shift in my Honda Civic seems a little loose, is that right?
A: TADTS

by Jeff Kiecker May 14, 2005

rebel tats

A fake tattoo that is extremely un-rebelly.
Such as butterflies, kittens, or the Jonas Brothers.

Girl 1: Look I drew a butterfly on my hand!

Girl 2: Those are some bamf rebel tats.

by REBEL!! March 12, 2009

Talisa

A short girl who loves to give jokes, she is beautiful but doesn't believe it, she is smart and innocent and she loves to have friends even though she has trouble showing her emotions. She is caring, generous, kind, weird and loving. If you have a Talisa in your life do not let her go.

Girl 1: I am in desperate need of a weird and beautiful friend.
Girl 2: I have a friend in mind, her name is Talisa.

by Cat girl 1o1 July 25, 2018

Tales of Phantasia

One of the best gawddamn games on the SNES ever. It looks like a PS1 game, with voices, and cool battles sequences.

I finally beat Tales of Phantasia, and man was it hard.

by Shakal November 21, 2003

tallstaffed

Another word for being cock slapped

Bitch wouldnt shut up so I tallstaffed her cross the mouth.

by zeldafan678 December 12, 2009

cracky tales

the most unbelievable, fucked up tales and adventures that can only possibly take place when one is either lit up on some crack, or on a quest for the elusive mega hit. hence, CRACKY TALE

"... i was at the Spot and i was wearing sandals. and this motha fucka handed me some soap. he said, you touched it, you buyin it. i told him, fuck that shit ITS SOAP. i threw the shit on the floor and this motha fucka pulled out a machete. i started bookin it and ran outta my flip flops...."

to which you respond "cracky tales..."

or this one co-worker of mine who rides a bike with no seat on it who called in sick one day

"... i was downtown right, and i was drivin (this fucking crackhead rides a bike)...and this guy came up to me and tried to jack me with a serrated, blunt, knife. so i got out and 3 guys came outta no where.. all of a sudden there was this gun. so i ran away across the street and i wasnt lookin and got hit by a car."

cracky tales, cracky tales...

by eatfordshtdodge January 7, 2008