Tad

A one-thumbed wierdo who, in the year 2011, came out of the closet in front of university. He has pectoral muscles the size of watermelons and he loves chocolate milk. You can easily recognize him because his head looks like a ballsac
Jake: Who is that funny lookin guy?
Bill: Thats Tad! He benches so much!
by P-Weezy Spud December 02, 2011
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1. A small amount (see alsoblim’).
2. Can also be used hyperbolically to imply “a lot”.
1. “How much milk do you want in your tea Ethel?”
“Oh, just a tad Mavis, ta.”

2. “That went horrendously wrong!”
“Hmm, just a tad!”
by Old Skool Slang August 01, 2020
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A small unit of measurement not of particular length.
I need you to move the desk a few tads to the left.

You missed the target by just a tad.

The fixture housing is a few tads off.
by Ontological June 26, 2018
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Tad - Totally Awesome Dude
Tad is really rad and such a sweet guy
he can get anyone he wants but he settled for a random girl he barely knew anything about, he’s handsome all around a great person to be around he’s very kind and caring and will make you feel very welcomed <3 he’s gentle with his words and will make sure you feel loved

Everybody deserves a Tad (Totally Awesome Dude)
when you do read this I adore you my love <3
Tad is so Rad, the ladies love him (especially me <3)
by your_wa1fu March 16, 2021
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An annoying retard who always wanders into other peoples rooms, says "Hey bud I'm on a boat," swings his keys, spits in water fountains, constantly plays with himself, and does anything annoying to get attention. Deep down, all he really wants is a dick in his mouth.
Tad, quit playing with your balls our get out of my room.

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Tad, shut the hell up.

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Tad, I will take those keys from you and shove them up your ass.
by MyDickIs2Jons December 01, 2009
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The meaning of this word dates back to the 1500's when all the famous kings jesters were retarded and the king got tired of this word so he shortened it to tad.
Make sure my Jester is a tad this time.
by Tad Lord May 09, 2009
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Stands for either Totally Awesome Dude, or Totally Awesome, Dude. Can be used as an adjective synonymous to "cool".
He's a totally tad dude!
by nik December 05, 2004
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