Short for Big Fat Tub-a-lard Disease Syndrome. It refers to the inescapable condition that many people face when reaching their 20s where they let themselves go and double or even triple in size.
Dude, I just saw Melissa for the first time since high school and she caught a major case of B.F.T.D.S. She weighs like 3 bills now!
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you: Yeah, but do you think she's d.t.s.o.m.f.?
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A Sexually transmitted disease that is caused by Big Chungus seducing and doing the sacred ritual with a carrot. It is not contagious and is the next step into chunginality.
Signs of this are dots appearing on your hand
A Sexually transmitted disease that is caused by Big Chungus seducing and doing the sacred ritual with a carrot. It is not contagious and is the next step into chunginality.
Signs of this are dots appearing on your hand
by Big Chungus 2212 November 5, 2019
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Raaaaaaaaandy: Nah man, I F.H.B.S.D.T.M.D.
Raaaaaaaaandy: Nah man, I F.H.B.S.D.T.M.D.
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