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T.M.I.

Adjusted penis size. Those with small penises believe that it is calculated by the following expression: ((length x diameter) + width / gerth) / (angle of the tip) to the power of two. However, professionals say that T.M.I. is given by the expression: (length x gerth / angle of the shaft) / (mass /width).
What's your T.M.I.?

Well, I used to say that it was 6.23, but once they recalculated the average of "Nice" penis to 1.5, I came out about my true T.M.I., which is 3.23.
by pissedoffredneck August 1, 2011
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T.M.I

Adjusted Penis Size
Randy's T.M.I. (Adjusted Penis Size) is 6.3 inches which is above the national average.
by Bmanv13 June 12, 2011
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T.M.N.T

Twist My Nipples Thrice. This is the most legitimate way of saying 'holy mother of god'. it gives off the sound of hard nipples and good pineapple juice. however, be careful when using it as if you say it around somebody else they are allowed to actually twist your nipular area three times.
Example 1:
Boy: there are chicken wings for dinner.
boy 2: TWIST MY NIPPLES THRICE!

example 2:

boy 1: yo did you hear about the boss getting a girlfriend?!
boy 2: no way, T.M.N.T!
by barrep123 June 21, 2013
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T.M.P.D.A

Too Much Public Display of Affection.

When two people are seen making out in a public area like a shopping mall or a park. Usually said when the two people can't keep their hands off each other and are constantly kissing each other.
Guy 1: Hey check out those two they can't keep their hands off each other I don't think I've seen them apart for one second.

Guy 2: T.M.P.D.A

or

Friend: Aah c'mon guys T.M.P.D.A can't you two keep off each other for one second there are kids about
by mohamedrapadoo July 26, 2009
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T.M.G.

-Too much gum.The slang for when a persons tooth to gum ratio is really bad.
That girls has T.M.G.
by Killa season October 28, 2009
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T.M.J.

Often misinterpreted as the acronym for temporomandibular joint disorder, which often results in pain and soreness of the jaw, T.M.J. actually stands for "too many jobs." The jaw is actually sore because the person with T.M.J. has given far too many blow jobs.
"Kortney keeps complaining about her sore jaw, blaming it on her T.M.J., and i couldnt agree more; She gives Too Many Jobs."
by Neilbur October 25, 2009
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T.M.T

T.M.T

a "thick man too"

Stubborn man, aggressive man, stupid man, robdunne, inconsiderate man, greedy man.
He's a pure T.M.T

That lads a T.M.T

Rob sure is a T.M.T
by sogdog November 24, 2009
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