metric system

An obnoxious system of measurement that, contrary to popular belief, Americans know, but don't see the need to waste billions, or time, on implementing. The metric system uses decimals and units of ten because fractions are just so much more convenient than whole numbers.

Canadian: Americans are too stupid to use the metric system.
American: Did you write that on the internet?
Canadian: Of course, stupid American.
American: Why didn't you use that global system of interconnected computer networks that Canadians invented?
Canadian: Eh?

by cowpunkrva June 14, 2009

two party system

complete shit

man, i gotta drop a big stinky two-party-system

by jason January 18, 2004

educational system

A system that claims to "educate" its victims, while in actuality hinders critical thought, creativity, or joy in the victim's everyday life by issuing homework to extend the torture. Also, to dumb down the generation within the walls of the institution to continue the vicious cycle of ignorance among the masses.

Teacher: Ok, now we shall learn how to do a 5 paragraph essay...

Student: But, isn't writing meant to represent free-flowing expression from people, and should not be subject to a trivial organization that only hinders this process? Oh wait, this is the what the educational system demands, is it?

Teacher: go to the office, now.

by DoneWithTheSystem March 16, 2014

The Dennis System

Made famous in the tv series It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Dennis Reynold's fool proff system to get any girls undying love and devotion for life.

D- Demonstrate Value
E- Engage Physically
N- Nuture Dependence
N- Neglect Emotionally
I- Inspire Hope
S- Seperate Entirely

The way to win any girl's heart.

Kalee- "The pizzas good."
Dennis- "Your the one thats good."
The Dennis System

by delamp November 21, 2009

Soaryn System

In Minecraft A randomly placed rather small Applied energistics system that contains random junk and or tools that at some point may be helpful.

"Soaryn what is this thing in the middle of our base?" "A Soaryn System :D"

by MasterMcfee August 22, 2014

The American School System

The American School System is flawed. Very flawed. Kids are not getting enough sleep and they are developing anxiety disorders.

The American School System needs to improve.

by FairlyLocal123 June 4, 2020

Sustainabilibuddy

a noun used to describe a fellow colleague working towards a sustainable future or associated with the eco-movement. It should be noted however that the relationship between yourself and the individual(s) does not have to be sustainable.

Yes I know John. He is my sustainabilibuddy from way back.

by jaredM. February 8, 2009