Sussan

An awesome qirl who is pretty beautiful fantastic funny happy . The best qirl.
If you piss her off, she will bitch slap you : .

1. Look at Sussan she's so pretty .!
2. Me:I love Sussan but Sussan doesn't love me
You: HA HA LOSER .!

by Suziieee.xx3 October 5, 2010

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sassafras

a tree or the root of this tree that is often used to make GOOD root beer.

you: hey, what's in Hansen's creamy root beer?
me: sassafras and some stuff.

by Lo Beedle January 26, 2004

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Sissa

A term of endearment when speaking of or to a sister.

"Hey Sissa wanna go see a movie tonight?"

"Her name's Krista. She's my Sissa."

by Rebb January 28, 2008

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Derogatory term for an English person. Said in anger when they have wronged you or just used generally to describe an english person. The word originates from Scotland and is comonly used with the word Bastard.

Dave you cheating sassanack bastard you have fucking known where that ace was all along. I suppose I shouldn't expect anything else as its in your blood. You lose!

by Alastair S January 10, 2009

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Sassafrassquatch

1. An imaginary creature that’s existence is brought about by partaking in "juicy" mushrooms as verified by JB in "The Pick of Destiny". He’s much like Sasquatch but can talk (with a speech impediment), has the ability to fly, guards shiny diamonds in the misty mountain side, and overall looks like he should shout “Shake-N-bake” at any moment while giving a heart fist bump. He also plays drums, but unfortunately the D just can’t be a power trio. In an epic battle, recounted by the Spiderman song, between Sass and Spiderman, Spidey tries to use his web on him but it can’t hold him because of a Matrix move. During the subsequent the brawl a man becomes memberless, one thing leads to another, and Sas leaves behind something resembling coffee creamer.

2. A large animal that’s often seen lurking around Southern Utah University in select buildings. If you see him approach slowly and offer him a snack, conversation can then be made without too much of a risk of bodily harm.

1. "Stay still, it's F***ing sassafrassquatch. I've been searchin' for him for ten years and now's my chance to capture him. I'm not moving, OH F***!" -JB "Spiderman"

2. Justin: "Quite, there's sassafrassquatch!'

KC: "Wait, I have some jerky. Let's go talk to him."

Justin: "Sasquatch eats jerky, don't you watch TV?"

KC: "They're the same thing!"

Justin: "No they aren't! Sas is like sasquatch but totally

kickass and he prefers Skittles!"

Sas: "Dude, I LOVE Skittles! So what about those

T-birds huh?"

by Sassafrassquatch November 13, 2009

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