Tree Slonkey

A mixture of the words "monkey" and "sloth". A tree Slonkey is a mythical creature that lives in a Forest. The Slonkey can be found hanging from a tree and making strange noises. The tree Slonkey urban legend originated in the UK, where sightings are increasing high. The Slonkey looks like a cross between a monkey and a sloth, hence the name.

Unimportant person 1: hey, what's that?

Unimportant person 2: what's what?

Unimportant person 1: that thing in the tree?

Unimportant person 2: it's probably a tree Slonkey.

by Asian_noodle(I'm not Asian) April 27, 2020

Stonkey

When Anybody but in particular a Female who has a fat pudging stomach which sticks out farther than their rear assets...(the Booty)....

That gurl aint got no booty, but she got a Stonkey on her (booty in the front)....

by JizzJuice44**88 August 24, 2009

swonke tonker

A state of getting drunk to the point you can barely walk and talk.

1Andy and Jason were the biggest swonke tonkers last Saturday.

2Kelley said she is going to get swonke tonked tonight.

by Grigg&Kellah February 6, 2014

sponkey

Spic+Honkey=Sponkey
One parent is white. The other mexican.

Kai-Lee is a sponkey and her boyrfriend is a chicano.

by Kai-Lee September 15, 2007

snonkey

a woman who is very ugly in appearance. derived from the two words snorlax, which is a very fat pokemon character. and donkey, an animal with very large/gross teeth.

person 1: ew yo look at that girl!
person 2: she is such a snonkey, look how gross she is.

by scottmandooo September 29, 2011

fo' shonkey

Wigger alternative for fo' shizzle

Dumb wigger: Wazzup honkey?! You goin' to the karaoke bar?
Dumber wigger: Fo' shonkey!

by The Real A.J. May 17, 2007

swonked

Being left by a girl at a bar when that girl has found a better prospect.

I was chatting up a girl who was obviously shoulder surfing. I knew she found her mark when I got swonked.

by Troy Wright October 14, 2007