Switzerland

A landlocked European country which has been neutral in many historical conflicts, including the two world wars. Its banks are world-renowned for their secrecy. Capital is Berne.

Switzerland is the neutral piggy bank of the world.

by victor August 10, 2004

switzerland

Switzerland is a country in Europe, but:

Switzerland isn't Sweden!
And Swiss is not the same as Swedish!

get it?

American: "Where you from?"
Swiss tourist: "I'm from Switzerland"
American: "Oh nice, I like the Swedish girls!"

by Swiss Tourist June 4, 2007

calling switzerland

Switzerland is a European country which has been neutral in many historical conflicts, including the two world wars. When someone "calls Switzerland", they are claiming to be neutral in an argument.

#1: Stacey got mad at her boyfriend because instead of taking her side in a fight with her room mate, he called 'switzerland' and left the room.

#2: guy 1: Dude, who's right, me or Bill?

guy 2: I'm not getting involved. I'm calling switzerland.

by Dmoney455 November 29, 2010

switzerland

v.(note lower case):
the act of being neutral or non-committed on a subject, usually a controversial one.

Joe: Hey, whaddya think about those Red Sox finally winning the World Series?

Louie: Hey, I don't wanna get into it, man. I'm SWITZERLAND on this one.

by Shmouse May 24, 2005

Geneva, Switzerland

an awesome party city located in Switzerland (the middle of Europe). Geneva is full of International schools and students, as well as bars and night clubs. The drinking age in Geneva is 16, which would explain the awesomeness of the city, as well as the behavior of high school students. WE PARTY HARD IN GENEVA!

Rex- Yo, it's time to partay!
Ahmed- I love living in Geneva, Switzerland. I'm 16, so I can get into bars.. Legally!

by hotpinkrunningshoes August 24, 2011

skizzermaplop

When you have to shit badly, you run to the bathroom and barely make it in time. Sometimes, before your butt even hits the seat. It gets pushed out with such velocity that it causes water to splash up into your asshole.

I had to go so badly, I ran out into the McDonalds and dropped a skizzermaplop in an unflushed toilet.

by Bhelm February 2, 2009

Pulling A Switzerland

(v.) to remain neutral in an arguement.

BILL: "Hey, Lisa and I are fighting. I say waffles are better than pancakes, she disagrees."
JEFF: "You know what Bill? I'm going to be Pulling A Switzerland on this one."

by rossgdshglks March 23, 2008