swissity

(noun) An overwhelming feeling of inquisitive aggravation, animosity, or frustration induced by BK Randies in the Call of Duty franchise, flamingos, MLG Mexicans, speedrunners, and/or PuRe_AzN. May also be perceptible in challenged mathematics, Swiss cheese, and yodeling. Origins: Mispronunciation of common french verb phrase conjugation "Je suis," adding an -ity as a suffix, to make it a noun.

"This guy literally jumped and killed me in mid air, without even giving me an opportunity to scope in. I am sick of the swissity."
"Wow, he must be following PuRe_AzN's footsteps!"

by Lu-G October 16, 2013

Swiss Coffee

A delicious drink made by brewing a cup of flavored coffee, and mixing in a package of Swiss Miss Hot Chocolate mix(marshmallows are optional, but recommended). The evaporated milk and sugar of the Swiss Miss blend perfectly with the coffee, and the chocolate compliments it amazingly. Additional milk, cream, or half and half can be added if desired.

Guy: What are you drinking?
Other Guy: Swiss Coffee.
Guy: You mean Irish Coffee?
Other Guy: No.

by Bendabig August 4, 2007

Swiss mitten

A Clever Name For A Vagina!!

Origin Believed To Be In Akron OH.

Check Out That Swiss Mitten It Looks Kinda Grey

by Logieburr December 8, 2009

butt-scissoring

The sexual act of intercourse where upon two men intertwine their legs and rub their buttholes together, similar to the sexual act of intercourse where upon two women intertwine their legs and rub their vulvas to each other.

I just got done butt-scissoring with Earl, it feels soo good!!

by fageet February 7, 2009

Swiss Cheesed

When you get shot so many times, your body resembles swiss cheese

You heard that Jamal died in the drive by?
Yeah, that nigga got swiss cheesed

by Cool Guy Johnson November 20, 2019

Scissor Grind

The Scissor Grind is an athletic sexual position. The woman lays on her side with one leg in the air over the man's shoulder, and the man straddles her lower leg while he penetrates the her vagina. Their legs are like two open scissors. This spread-legged position permits deeper penetration of the penis, and gives the man the freedom to grind the base of his penis against the outside of the her vagina, thereby enhancing her sexual pleasure. By holding onto her raised leg the man has the leverage to thrust and grind with additional force and friction.

My girlfriend loves when we do the Scissor Grind. I dig it because I can look down on her amazing body while we're having sex, and I have a free hand to play with her tits, AND it feels great!

by Dr. Carey Perkins May 10, 2015

Swiss Caboose

the act of going ass to mouth with a piece of swiss cheese around your dick.

"I'm gunna go all swiss caboose on your ass"

by BOBS YOUR UNCLE January 1, 2013