slutty swindle

The act of deceiving your sexual partner to ejaculating in your mouth and proceeding to not spit nor swallow but run away with a mouth full of seamen.

I think Tiffany is plotting to pull off a Slutty Swindle on me tonight.

by ThatGuyYouKnow123123 July 10, 2018

Swardle

A person that purposely stirs up discord in order to feel better about themselves. Can be used as a noun or a verb.

The big announcement wasn't coming until friday, but jim swardled the info out all over the internet to ruin the big day.

by props777 May 28, 2010

red swirley

The act of destroying a production server by mistyping a command

Hey, can you look at this box for me? I think we might have a red swirley situation on our hands

by bchi October 20, 2007

Swoop and Swiddle

When a player on Call of Duty Black Ops (or any COD games) distracts an oposing player while a teammate kills the oposing player from behind.

Yo gamehunter you want to go get some noobs with the swoop and swiddle?

by JW1083 June 22, 2011

cunt swindle

When you think you are getting one thing, and you end up with another (unwanted) thing.

That douche bag cunt swindled us, these aren't real Cubans.

by dengle dingus March 2, 2011

swindle cat

a person who swindles people regularly (steals from them/ lies to them/ cheats them)

man, that kid took all my money then rode my bike to the bank to deposit it, he's a swindle cat

or

that swindle cat ate my food when i wasn't looking

by Papa Beans April 27, 2008

swindle fever

a metal state of mind or a state of being mentally mindfucked in which one will never recover.

whats wrong with ken he looks like a junkie riding a needle ?
he's got the Swindle fever.

oh no - no .

by gristletoe August 17, 2017