sideline sleeze

A man child, who waits on the sidelines; or even facilitates friend's breakup, only to sleep with the friends ex.

Evan is such a sideline sleeze, which one of his friends ex's will he hook up with next?

by Dirtnapper effect October 19, 2015

Swipecident

While using a dating app, one would mistakenly swipe right, thus resulting in an accidental match with an undesired person(s).

(in a derogatory term) “don’t flatter yourself, you were a swipecident”

(in general term) “I met this nice guy, who was coincidentally a swipecident lol”

by Brandinooo October 7, 2018

the sideliner

Wanking it on the sidelines of a football field in front of the cheer leaders!

Doug was jerkin' it in front of the cheer leaders, he was doing the sideliner

by stevebloodcuh January 7, 2017

Sideline Chicks

A girl or girls that scout out/seek a guy like groupies. They are always watching him, and dig his style.

Tom: Girl forget about the sideline chicks, ain't nothin gonna interfere wit our relationship.

by Big-T-58 November 8, 2008

Sideline sugar donkey

1. A girl that is boot or fat that you stay away from when you try to fuck her hot freind.

2.The ugly freind in a group of girls that you will probably end up fucking when you are drunk as a result of all the others turning you down.

1. That chick Ashly with the huge tits came by my house the other day but she brought a sidline suger donkey with her.

2. Aw man im never dinking again!I was so shit faced that after the third girl turned me down i just got my dick sucked by that sideline sugar donkey!!

by Dirty-C February 12, 2005

sideline shower

When the shitty plumbing of your building causes the shower to only work at two temperatures: "boiling fucking hot" and "dick shriveling cold," causing you to have to stand to the side of the water stream and touch it really quickly just to clean yourself.

Fuck this seedy motel, the water is so god damn piss ass cold, I have to take a sideline shower unless I want my dick to shrivel up like a raisin.

by dudetagged September 25, 2009

Sideline Number

An disposable phone number one gives to acquaintances instead of ones actual phone number. Used to protect ones identity, reputation or to deflect unwanted advances at the club.

Popularized by RussDiemon's single, "Sideline Number"

I always give tinder dates my sideline number in case they turn out to be crazy!

by tacoraj March 23, 2017