Swiftie

A Taylor Swift fan that places her above god. You will find more success hiring a swiftie than a PI. They pick up on everything. And assemble armies on twitter if someone insults one of the hairs on her head.

Fan: Yh I love Taylor her music is so catchy
Swiftie : I’ve memorised the lineage of her Cats

by Reddeservedagrammy May 27, 2018

Phil swift

God and thereby billy may's successor. We are all children of Phil swift so if you value heaven you should worship Phil swift. All hail god.

Me: All hail Phil swift
Everyone smart: All hail Phil swift

by Memelord94976574894 June 20, 2018

Phil Swift

An immortal, godlike being with powers beyond human comprehension. Capable of destroying entire universes with just as little as a snap of his fingers.

John: Oh my god! It's Phil Swift!
Sam: Bow! Bow to him! Bow to our lord!
Phil Swift: Worry not, my children. I have come to bless you with my mighty powers. You may now fix anything with the power of Flex Tape.
John and Sam: Thank you god! Thank you!

by NotPieGuy January 21, 2021

taylor swift

the mf music industry

taylor swift is the music industry

by danielle cohns belly button May 19, 2021

Taylor swift is the music industry

Taylor swift is the music industry. Thats it. Stream folklore.

“Hey, do you know Selena Gomez?”

“Taylor swift is the music industry”

by Ash_laur December 26, 2020

Swiftie

A girl or boy who fangirls over anything and everything Taylor Swift does. They often have a tumblr account and post about Taylor on there. They always have Taylor's back and are obsessed with the number 13 and cats. They are incredibly sweet and when Taylor cries they cry. When Taylor laughs, they laugh. They often show up to her shows wrapped up in Christmas lights shining like a star. Or make big posters to show her how much they love her. Overall Swifties are very spirited and always shake the haters off.

Omg look at that Taylor Swift shirt. They have to be a swiftie!!

by Claraswiftie13 April 18, 2018

Taylor Swift

Taylor Swift is an American songwriter/ pop star. Taylor Swift has two cats, Meredith and Olivia. Her favorite colors are purple and white. Taylor was born on December 13, 1989. Her lucky number is 13. Taylor is an inspirational person and has won lots of awards. Her music is catchy and easy to be addicted to.

People should enlighten themselves in some Taylor Swift.

Taylor Swift’s newest album is Lover.

by I like avocados November 2, 2019