sweetwind

The act of reneging on a promise or an appointment, after repeatedly, enthusiastically agreeing to it earlier.

Thomas kept sayin' he was gonna come to the Halloween party, and he backed out last minute. He sweetwinded us again!

by theventman October 30, 2020

swiftinator

a person who is a swiftie and an arianator

swiftinators are the best

by madhuuuu February 5, 2023

swifting

to put Taylor Swift on repeat for extended periods of time , taking advantage of the fact that she has a song for every emotion.

I've been swifting since Tuesday, when my boyfriend broke up with me.

by swiftafolyfe December 10, 2009

Swift Wind

A post-coital vaginal emission whereby air, trapped during intercourse, escapes through the boning canal, causing the woman's engorged flaps to vibrate like the reed of a saxophone or clarinet.

Etymology:
The phenomenon is named after Swift Wind, She-Ra's winged battle-unicorn. The phrase was first cited in an episode in which the She-Ra enjoyed a marathon fingerblasting session with arch villain, Hordak, then rode back to The Whispering Woods on Swift Wind. Upon dismounting, her gowl expelled a massive baritone parp, which smelled strongly of Hordak's rod. "That was totally you!", she cried. Swift Wind subsequently used his human-level intelligence and analytical capabilities to mock She-Ra ironically each time she queefed. eg. "Oh dear, it would seem you've just Swift Winded over my best saddle Princess".

"Would you ever close your vadge. Don't be blastin my new chaise longue with your Swift Wind you dirty bucket"

by Analytical_Capabilities November 22, 2011

Swifting

Swifting 1. v) the act of pwning, without mercy 2. v) to eat

Man when we were swifting those weights everyone couldn't stop staring at us.

I was swifting like an animal at lunch today.

by tempurabatter August 1, 2009

Swiftincts

Swiftincts are Taylor Swift Instincts

My Swiftincts told me that Taylor was on the radio so I turned it on and Shake It Off was playing

by 5 SecondsOfSwift June 29, 2015

swifting

The magic spell with the intention of changing bad to good by use of candle and salt ritual.

for swifting, you need a cookie sheet, and sea salt, and three candles (or a 3 layered candle) in the colors (top to bottom)black, brown, white. Encircle them with sea salt on a cookie sheet. Concentrating on your goal, light the dark one first and use it to light the brown one when it gets low, then do the same, brown to white. finally, use the white candle to burn a small piece of paper with your intended goal written on it. friendship to love, poor to rich, hate to friendship, etc.

by rewolf7 February 2, 2012