Definitions by theventman
stiffster
A female who induces sexual enhancement in a male, making him "stiff" in the one area a guy wants to be.
stiffster by theventman August 31, 2021
ass-pulled number (APN)
An price, quantity or amount that an individual uses or includes in a report or price quote, with little or no thought involved beforehand. Derived from the older proverb, "pulling a <something> out of your ass". More commonly used as an abbreviation.
Engineer #1: "Hey, we need a price quickly on the gazebo to finish the estimate, give me an ass-pulled number (APN)! "
Engineer #2: "Yeah, use $20,000..."
Engineer #2: "Yeah, use $20,000..."
ass-pulled number (APN) by theventman August 12, 2021
sweetwind
The act of reneging on a promise or an appointment, after repeatedly, enthusiastically agreeing to it earlier.
Thomas kept sayin' he was gonna come to the Halloween party, and he backed out last minute. He sweetwinded us again!
sweetwind by theventman October 30, 2020