swence

Swence (swence and fourth) - Can mean whatever the fuck you want it to e.g

"That doesn't make any swence"
"Its swence day" (wednesday)
"Can I have a scoop of that swence" (key of Ketamine)
"I wanna swence you" (Akon - I wanna fuck you ft swence)
"Its swence o'clock"
Bill went to the park and got himself a bag of swence
50 shades of swence

Swence

by aching gates March 19, 2014

swelted

To have a nice pump and look swole after a workout.

After today's chest workout, I looked in the mirror, and I was looking swelted.

by Cflo2038 September 13, 2016

Sweller

Noun. A Sweller is one who partakes in being a sweller. The word originated In the 1800's, the word meant to, "Stay at home, and Procrastinate." A sweller also meant the person generally was an outcast, and generally looked "ragish." Comes from the Latin word Exsellarius.

That kid looks like a sweller, he comes from a poor family.

by Phil bilbarosa May 8, 2008

swelve

If your too drunk to say eleven and you want to say twelve there's swelve.

"I drank swelve bottle's of wiskey"

by jared December 6, 2002

Swellen Keller

A gym rat or other fitness enthusiast that has no concept of gym etiquette or personal space, so they clearly must be blind and deaf, like Helen Keller. Often seen re-racking weights wrong or not at all, crowding the racks or benches, and curling in a squat rack.

Swellen Keller over there put the 25's behind the 45's, then put four 10's in front of those!

by Cjraburn February 18, 2015

swelcome

means welcome in the muffin langauge

chica uno: oh thanks muff.
chica dos: your swelcome puff

by Mina aka Puff October 23, 2005

Swelegance

Swelegant. The mix of swagger and elegance. Swell for short.

Dayumm that girl has mad swelegance bro.

by MOFOcrazy October 22, 2011