Swede

n. An annoying foreign roommate of any origin. Named for KL, Swedish foreign exchange student.

"I'd invite you over, but the Swede goes to bed at 9:30!"

by Z September 24, 2004

swede

Guy with typically Swedish looks, stylish and gay!

You look like a Swede!

by gavin1234 April 25, 2006

Swede

Head

"Dat Mu'fukka godda mo-hoosive swede goin' own!"

by Twostepwhiterockniggawivvanitchytriggafinger October 03, 2003

Swede

One who feverishly avoids any form of work, often times can be found at the DMV during business hours, or surfing Ebay. Loves music groups similar but not limited to the Scorpions, Bonfire, and Montrose. Frequently renown for lying to employees by promising $100 and a day off in trade for working extra days. Incapable of working or even showing up on saturdays. Throws away others recycle and shoes whenever he deems necessary. Often looks up to and models life after a notorious Dutchman known only as Jansen.

Man that Swede is really hard to find that swede bastard must be at the DMV!

Man that swede owes me a hundred bucks!

by Leif Nillson February 19, 2008

swede

a head thats much larger than normal most likely on babies and young children

fuck me look at the swede on that sprog my god it`s a ugly little fucker init,
gob off to me again and you`ll get a slap round your fucking big swede

by mick nicholson August 06, 2007

swede

What some people around the Atlanta, Georgia area refer to black people as because they figure it's not as offensive as calling the darkies a ni****. It's a way to talk about them without their knowing, because a swede is the completely opposite color of a whitey.

50 points for hittin' the momma swede!

by JimmyWimmy January 17, 2007

swede

A wog with a shitty riced up car like an Excel with a drift wing or a GX Imprezza with a WRX bonnet.

Look at that fuckin' swede with his STi shopping trolley. I bet he lives in Sydney

by drew christx May 05, 2005