Johnny Apple-Seeding

The act of traveling from town to town spreading your piss milk in any and all wanting women.

"Hey man, how was your weekend"

"Well man, I spent my weekend traveling the east coast, Johnny Apple-Seeding Dem Hoes"

by The Sandal Wearer August 11, 2016

seeding

The act of spreading marijuana seeds. Throw them in your school lawn, football fields, local businesses. Anywhere is a good place for green. Throw handfuls of them. Make them grow everywhere. Make it a huge problem for law enforcement.

lil johnny got caught seeding the police station now hes locked up

by niggan8 July 12, 2006

smeding

to stick your own finger up your own anus whilst having oral sex performed upon you.

oh i am a little drunk , in order for me to sex wee will you smed me..

before "smed me"
during " smeding"

after "smeded"

by majorbunker January 22, 2010

Johnny Apple Seeding All Over The Place

When playing Golf, this refers to when someone continously takes large divots and uses alot of turf seed in the divots.

I was hitting the ball so fat man, I was Johnny Apple Seeding All Over The Place

by Glen S. May 18, 2006

seeding

The act of seducing, but not following through, a female one sees as too young for the moment in order to obtain her at a later date as a more mature and attractive individual.

see also: "long-term investment"

special thanks to the source: Hollywood Halk

Yo homes! That chick is way too young for you. Try seeding her now, then slam her when whe turns 18 in a few years.

by Pa Ni C December 23, 2010

Sweting like a pedo in court

Cornish Slang Cornwall England) to swet like hell)

Boy A I'm sweting like a pedo in court
Boy B well u would if u have been playing football(English Football)

by Ann The Ginger Man February 13, 2009

Seeding

The act of being on ones period. When a woman is seeding, she is hating her life on her period. To end seeding, one must ingest large amounts of chocolate to destroy the seed tree growing inside her belly.

Girl One- "Hey, did you know there's chocolate all over your face?"
Girl Two- "YES! I'M SEEDING OK!"

by catsgomeowmeow October 3, 2009