sweaties

or 'the sweaties' is a physiological disorder in which an individual (who is often overweight) develops a sweat patch around the axilla (underarm region), mammary gland (man boob/breast region) or back, in an environment in which a person deemed normal would not sweat. These disturbed individuals are often referred to as sweaty fuck tards, or sft’s for short.

girl 1: omg! like check out that guys back! he's like totally sweating and it's winter!
girl 2: he's totes got 'the sweaties'

by big-dell March 24, 2011

sexticles

when a man gets so good at having sex he loses his status as a "tester." His testicles evolve into sexticles!

You: You're leaving me for that Michael guy aren't you?

Your Girlfriend: Yes... Damn he hot some sexticles!!!

by Michael Grab July 2, 2008

Sweasticles

Sweaty-ass testicles.

"It's hot as freakin' sweasticles in here."

by jpers July 29, 2008

sweatiness

1. When you are with a whole big group of people and everyone is sweating like crazy.

when we took out the slip'n'slide, we diddnt even need water there was so much sweatiness.

by dylanpenicillin July 28, 2005

Sweetsicles

To say something is sweeter than everything that is sweet. Could be used to describe something awesome, or something tasty. Or both. Like cake.

Caity: "This cake is the epitome of sweet!"
Ryan: "Sweetsicles!"

by RyguyDaFlyguy December 13, 2010

sweaties

a group of people coming together to unite in the fact you’re all ugly wet crust

ex: the sweaties are so cool

by sweaties.crust September 29, 2018

sweaties

a group of best friends that are rats

i’m hanging out with the sweaties today

by sweatygal05 October 30, 2018